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Vag Daps

Thrusting your pelvis at the pelvis of another in womanly celebration.
"vag daps all around"

OMG, those are some great new shoes.....VAG DAP!
by digitaldaggers July 14, 2010
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vag wars

Meme:

“Woman: I’ll give you 100$ to watch vag wars

Me:(insert funny image here)”
Joshua: imma look it up
Charles: NO DONT DO IT
Quandale dingle: I’m coming to pick you up to bring you to a mental institution
by Abradolf linkler April 25, 2022
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vag gap

space between inner thigh leg and underwear
She had a vag gap right up to her g-string.
by begood December 12, 2014
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Vag Shrapnel

The result of having sex with a woman whilst unaware that she is on her period; though she may or may not be aware of the fact.
person 1: Man, my boxers are covered in Vag Shrapnel.
person 2: Did she know she was on her period?
person 1: She laughed when i noticed...
person 2: Wicked.
by luyox November 14, 2009
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Spooky Vag

A vagina that has a abortion and is forever haunted by the ghost baby.
Joe-Bro I just had sex with Jackie
Leo-Ewwew that hoe has a Spooky Vag
by King123qp October 15, 2018
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Vag-factor

Being or acting like a hormonal girl on her rag.

Being bitchy, squirrel-y, etc.
Wow, she's being the ultimate vag-factor today.
by Swisherina October 20, 2010
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Smarty-Vag

(n) {in the case of female correcting female} One who patiently and thoroughly identifies all faults no matter how insignificant the matter may be.
Usually a best friend.

(n) {in the case of female correcting male} A female coming off as witty and irresistibly attractive even though she can be annoying in the moment by being unreasonably logical and over explanatory.
Involves the correction of a counterpart known as a dumb-dick.
Girl1: I don't think I understand that song.
Girl2: And I though I was the blonde.
Girl1: You are, but you're also a Smarty-Vag!
Girl2: C: You really think so?!

Dude1: So I can't complete a sentence anymore without my girlfriend correcting me.
Dude2: Sounds like she's a real smarty-vag. I don't know if I could handle that...
Dude1: I don't know what it is man. She's a mind ninja or something. I can't resist.
Dude2: She have any friends?
by Bitty3oh3 September 14, 2012
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