Tristan Tax

if you have 10000000000000$ the Tristan will come to your house and eat your meat

"watch out for the Tristan tax!"

by RigBone37 November 30, 2023

Tristan

A person who is obsessed with anime and simps for anyone. Tries to get attention with anything and.
He is always a show-off and annoying thing.

Tristan stop watching anime

by Pls no simps November 13, 2020

Tristan

Tristan is a thot that has fun with your grandma

Hi Tristan can I join you tomorrow

by RamboDude101 December 17, 2019

Tristan

He's a very cool, chill, attractive ;) and he has a large weener.

Girl 1: '' Look it's Tristan

Girl 2: '' He's so attractive, what a hottie

by Lucytheboxer November 22, 2021

tristan torrance

The biggest choofinator of all time. If you see him be sure to wave away the smoke above his head (we don't want him to be caught, considering he is also the dealer).

Besides the fact that he choofs, he is also surprisingly funny. One joke that he said the one time goes as follows:

What do you call a sheep with no legs?
~A cloud
Gets me everytime lmao X)

Damn bro, you choof like Tristan Torrance.

by Damn Son 339 November 6, 2020

Tristan

Bro I’m not gonna lie this is my name and I just wanted to praise myself like everybody else who wrote a definition for their name. Then I realized that’s stupid. Tristan is me, that’s my definition.

Tristan is my name

by GIVE ME AND ACCOUNT July 25, 2022

Tristan

Tristan is a fucking god. He is fucking awesome. Also, he is very unique and sexy as fuck

Girl 1: Did you see him?
Girl 2 : You mean Tristan?
Girl 1: ye he is so pretty

by Itsmetritri November 24, 2021