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Total Bullshit

Total Bullshit

If a conclusion ignores all evidence and reasoning to the contrary, it's still a conclusion; however, it's a conclusion in the form of Total Bullshit. You have to capitalize Total Bullshit, so the phrase pops out to poke you in the eyeballs.
"The Total Bullshit I believe is thusly, henceforth, therefore, meanwhile, perfectly reasonable for me to assume this here planet Earth is shaped like a corndog and the creator is a Frightening Frog Person from a Nightmare Dimension," said Professor Poopypants.
by The Good Reefer Kid September 19, 2022
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Total rewipe

When you go to a bathroom second time after you took a poo before and you find out that your ass is shitty as if you had never wiped it before
After a taco bell, I always have a total rewipe
by BrooklynZ00 January 25, 2019
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Total Harps

A phrase developed by some weird kid from Kettering, Ohio in the 1980's meaning "totally awesome".
"Hey Kurt! How would you feel about going to Crazy Cats Arcade on Saturday afternoon?"

"Total Harps dude!"
by Donnie Bridle August 30, 2025
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Oh yeah totally

Yeah, right? Oh no! People living in a state of abject destitution! But it's harmless so who cares right? Oh no!
Hym "Oh yeah totally! You tell em lady! How dare they pretend to care about the homeless more than you! I mean, you don't care at all but it doesn't effect them so it doesn't matter."
by Hym Iam October 2, 2023
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Totally random

Cannot begin to keep up with you
Dude you are like totally random and I’m loosing you.
by Totally Random July 1, 2022
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Totality Flipping

To ingest LSD, MDMA, Ketamine, DMT, cannabis, and nitrous oxide
Bro, Cinny and I were totality flipping and we figured it all out.
by Peter Zah November 12, 2022
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Totally vegetarian

Zero tolerance for meats even in the vicinity of veg food, e.g., will not eat vegetarian food cooked in the same barbeque or oil in which meats are being cooked.
For dinner at our place next week, I wanted to know of any of you are totally vegetarian.
by Niksha April 18, 2018
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