Tomato Apple Drink

- Tomato Apple Drink - A terrible drink made by combining Apple juice with Tomato juice. Only made for psychopaths.

guy 1: ''Kyle asked if you wanted a Tomato Apple Drink, you know, that terrible drink made by combining Apple juice with Tomato juice''
guy 2: ''Oh god he must be a person suffering from a chronic mental disorder with abnormal or violent social behavior, let's stop hanging out with him''

by It's Ja Boi, Nigerian prince June 10, 2020

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Get the Tomato Apple Drinkmug.

Tomato Gusher

When you fill the tip of your uncircumcised penis with V8 and pinch it off then tell your girlfriend to give you a blowjob.

Maggi: Bro, my girl came over last night looking for snacks.

Evers: Please tell me you have her a tomato gusher.

by T3Dude April 21, 2022

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Tomato

A british man that likes to suck dick and has gay butt sex and he loves feet and he loves to cheat with a man named ricardo. He is very racist and homophobic

Oh, god damn it i just did a tomato

by agua0314 June 7, 2022

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Get the Tomatomug.

Look at the tomatoes on that one

When your friend decides to do cartwheels after having one too many glasses of wine and her breasts and butt and shake in all directions.

Hahaha, look at the tomatoes on that one.

Cackles the Sicilian-American friend.

by Jean_Cocteau July 20, 2023

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Get the Look at the tomatoes on that onemug.

Tomato Bhaji

To repeatedly tell the same story when drunk.
When your mate repeatedly tells you the same story over and over again whilst drunk, forgetting he's ever told you in the first place.

"Stop tomato bhajiing Jimmy"

"I don't like onion bhaji's I get tomato bhaji from Morrisons"...5 minutes later "I don't like onion bhaji's I get tomato bhaji from Morrisons"...another 5 minutes later "I don't like onion bhaji's I get tomato bhaji from Morrisons"...pattern continues throughout night until taxi arives to take offender home.

by Darren Webster December 9, 2008

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