A make-believe dating app for childish people; a fictional dating app used to describe why your child believes he/she has a girlfriend/boyfriend.
My 3 year old daughter came home from preschool announcing she now has a boyfriend. She must be on Tindergarden!
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A well-intentioned tinder feature designed to filter out bots and gauge compatibility before meeting matches in person BUT is an actual post-covid, virtual hellscape that guarantees discomfort for millennials and/or anyone with even a hint of social anxiety.
IDK he's really cool but he wants to TinderZoom and I'd rather die.
Yeah man, she was super hot but she didn't want to TinderZoom so she's either a Russian bot or a weirdo. I don't think we'll ever meet irl.
Yeah man, she was super hot but she didn't want to TinderZoom so she's either a Russian bot or a weirdo. I don't think we'll ever meet irl.
by pseudonymmm23 November 22, 2022
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"IDK, they're cool but want to TinderZoom and I'd rather die"
"yeah man she's hot but won't TinderZoom so is probably a highly advanced Russian bot - we'll probably never meet IRL"
"yeah man she's hot but won't TinderZoom so is probably a highly advanced Russian bot - we'll probably never meet IRL"
by pseudonymmm23 November 22, 2022
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Dude, I totally forgot about the hot, bourbon-drinking tall brunette with big tits in the Village, because I got like ten new matches in a row who know just how to kiss my ass. My Tinder Slip lasted 3 days....now she's gone forvever!
by Ekenned1 December 14, 2022
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Person 1: "the other day i went out and scored 27 points in a basketball ga-"
Tinker Talbot: "real quick, I was in a hockey league back when i was at Tinker and I was a goalie. I broke 42 bones in my legs and hands, and saved 78 goals and scored 54 in one game. I almost went pro but I was busy selling TVs and bar tending making $5000 per night all while managing an excavation company and running my bowling alley on the side."
Tinker Talbot: "real quick, I was in a hockey league back when i was at Tinker and I was a goalie. I broke 42 bones in my legs and hands, and saved 78 goals and scored 54 in one game. I almost went pro but I was busy selling TVs and bar tending making $5000 per night all while managing an excavation company and running my bowling alley on the side."
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