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swamp swap

To trade something (typically a meaty engorged gator bait stick for a swampy gator snatch) for something else whether it be another object, money or something else. Also see gator swap meet.

Often a less than hygienic person that lives in Florida with low morals and of poor character, whom will do any sexual act ,steal, lie, etc. for gator snatch, with a preference of swampy smelly gator poutang.
Dean be salty he missed dat sweaty swamp swap last night, there was some mad ass gator poon tang going around.
by DatBitchRightHere November 7, 2022
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Swamp Trap

When a guest defecates in your bathroom, then takes a long hot shower, then, closing the door, leaves all the poopstink and smothering humidity for the next poor visitor to discover. This can be either intentional or unintentional.
My friend was raised with some terribly bad habits, and whenever he comes over I have to try to police the gross inconsiderate things he does, but somehow no matter how conscientious I am, I always end up stumbling unexpectedly into a Swamp Trap.
by wordsloth January 11, 2015
mugGet the Swamp Trapmug.

Swamp Vibes

Dirty, unclean or relating to incestuous nature.
1. I got swamp vibes from my cousin sally may after she lightly brushed my thigh.
by BackwardsShovel January 12, 2020
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Swamp Bowl

A Swamp Bowl is made when ground up Cannabis is mixed with Cannabis Resin. It makes the Cannabis smoke longer. This is because the Dry Cannabis gets wet from the Resin. But, It makes a thick smoke. You will cough! And you will Really feel the Cannabis! It's name comes from the way it looks when mixed. It resembles something you would see in a Swamp.
by Miguel jomomma November 19, 2014
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swamp hair

terribly greasy hair; visibly shiny due to grease
Wow you have such swamp hair.
by asdfghjkl_names May 1, 2018
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swamp hoggy

A fat boo boo in the toilet. Particularly a rather green turd that spray paints the toilet bowl filled with a vast assortment of precarious chunks and giblets.
Damn you... really fucked that toilet up. Quite the massive swamp hoggy if I dont say so myself.
by Kyoda April 21, 2019
mugGet the swamp hoggymug.

wrong swamp

Formal: This term is used primarily when walking into a wrong classroom during the beginning of the semester.
Informal: A term used to express ones frustration when telling a joke to a new group and nobody in the group laughs

Gaming: The moment in multiplayer games when you turn a corner and find more that one member of the enemy team.
Jim: “Hey guys I’m going to try to invade the enemy’s base and place a sentry...OMG it was the wrong swamp guys! Wrong Swamp!
Michell: “How come every semester I wander into the wrong swamp!
by FoxxyBeb January 6, 2018
mugGet the wrong swampmug.

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