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Super Straight

A term used by closeted people who are insecure about their sexuality, similar to Sigma Male or incel. Refers to the South Park character Big Gay Al whose catchphrase is "I'm Super!"
"I wish people would understand how hard us super straights have it"
by ArtFree1488 March 8, 2021
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Super Straight

Super Straight is someone that is only attracted to the opposite sex that is Born as that sex.
Today I came out as Super Straight to my friends, thankfully they were all openly accepting of my sexuality.
by Truly Equal To All March 6, 2021
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super straight

a random 16 y/o on tiktok-"im super straight , trans women aren't real women."

another 16 y/o - "nah bro you're just super single and super closeted "
by lesbianenby March 8, 2021
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Super Straight

A made-up new sexuality that people of the LGBT community have problems with.
Y'all need to calm down for 5 seconds. being super straight isn't transphobic, some people just want to fuck a girl and not expect to see a dick
by omar fish March 14, 2021
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Super Straight

A term that straight people (mostly men) try to use to justify their transphobia. This term is also a synonym for ‘Super Insecure’ and ‘Super Single’ their made up flag consists of black and orange, the Grindr colors.
Man: ‘Can I get your snap?’

Woman: ‘I’m transgender.’

Man: ‘Actually nah, I’m not gay.’

Woman ‘That’s transphobic

Man: ‘No it’s just my sexuality, I’m super straight!! 😡😡😡🟧⬛️ Stop being superphobic!!’
by _H.K_ March 6, 2021
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Super Straight

Super straight is a sexuality in the LGBQ, people who are super straight have a piss kink and are transphobic, leaving the T out of LGBTQ. A shorter version of this wank sexuality is ‘ss’. Their flag is a mix of the colours of ph and two s’s, so I don’t know why they want us to take them seriously.
‘Oh look there’s a super straight!’

‘Wow, they must some sort of mental illness
by user846364836364 March 7, 2021
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Super Straight Phobic

The hatred of the anti-trans "super straight" people. SS people are just straight people but with an outlined dislike of trans people.

Basically the only acceptable phobia when it comes to sexuality.
(Why?) Because super-straight is made up, and a joke anyways despite some radical right wings making it a serious way to be transphobic.
(semi-joking)
super-straight: My sexuality is pornhub!! Ah hah! I dislike trans people, too. I'd never date them.
Super straight phobic person: Wow that's virgin behavior, learn to accept others. You don't gotta fvck them if you don't want to, so why be so mad?

super-straight: I'm just trying to compensate for my non existent sex life and use meme humor to disguise my gross opinions
SSphobic person: Well, I was bisexual but if you're super straight, then I'm super bisexual now. I'd never date a super straight person. Theyre gross and immature. I'll only date bisexuals from here on out.
ss(showing their true colors): Good! breed 'em out! we dont want 'em, so you take 'em all! yeeeeeehawww!! *spits dip on floor* anyway, off to fyck my cousin! (over-exaggeration, obviously. This is only for the ones who take this dumb sht seriously)
by ANormalHumanWhoIsntStupid March 11, 2021
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