As your wife sleeps you nut ( sprinkle baby juice, man fat ) in one of her hands. Shave your man meat ( woody wood pecker, Morning glory stick ) and put your fluffy fur in the other hand. Then tickle her with a feather under the nose and see which hand she wipes her face with. Either she gets a white mask or she gets a gorilla mask.
I played Gorilla Roulette with your mom last night, she's still picking off the hairs from her face and palm.
by EBG2025 January 25, 2025
Get the Gorilla Roulettemug. Noun
1. a form of play or sport, when a group of friends take turns to evacuate their bowels, without viewing what is in the bowl. Will do coffee enema/ eat coffee grounds.
2. the person to make contact; feces to rectum, loses the game.
1. a form of play or sport, when a group of friends take turns to evacuate their bowels, without viewing what is in the bowl. Will do coffee enema/ eat coffee grounds.
2. the person to make contact; feces to rectum, loses the game.
by Musical spirits January 17, 2020
Get the Shit roulettemug. It is when two or more men will have sex with a single female and all of the males will ejaculate inside the female's vagina. The winner of the roulette is determined by finding out who the baby's father is. If there are Twins, the rewards are either doubled or cancelled out depending on who is the father. If both fathers have one child each, that will end in a draw.
Me: I just lost a baby roulette against Jimmy
Friend: oh, what did he win?
Me: Child support fees and a family.
Friend: was the sex good though?
Me: yeah, it was pretty epic.
Friend: oh, what did he win?
Me: Child support fees and a family.
Friend: was the sex good though?
Me: yeah, it was pretty epic.
by Megatitty42 July 14, 2020
Get the Baby Roulettemug. When a bunch of guys each get a condom and poke a hole in one then put all of them in a bowl and each grab a random one
Hey babe I forgot to tell you, me and the boys played conception roulette a few months ago before we did it and I think I lost
by Dr knowsit January 23, 2020
Get the Conception Roulettemug. Russian roulette but instead of putting one round and spin the cylinder, you take a semi-auto pistol, put one round in the magazine, load it in, and rack the slide.
guaranteed death unless its a dud, or just shoot at the opponent
guaranteed death unless its a dud, or just shoot at the opponent
drunk guy 1: Hey lets play Russian roulette
drunk guy 2: nah American roulette better
drunk guy 1: ok teach me how play
drunk guy 2: *pulls out a glock, loads one round into magazine, puts it in, racks the slide, shoots self*
*BOOM*
drunk guy 1: uhhhh.....guess I won?
drunk guy 2: nah American roulette better
drunk guy 1: ok teach me how play
drunk guy 2: *pulls out a glock, loads one round into magazine, puts it in, racks the slide, shoots self*
*BOOM*
drunk guy 1: uhhhh.....guess I won?
by Unholy Saint January 2, 2024
Get the American Roulettemug. Driving by in a random street at night and discharging a fire arm indiscriminately. You might get shot, you might not. You never know, that's the beauty of the Compton Roulette.
Tricia went to wake up her 6-year-old daughter Mindy to prepare her to go to school, when she found the girl dead in a pool of her own blood as she was hit by a Compton Roulette during the night.
by The Wurdinator September 29, 2017
Get the Compton Roulettemug. Engaging in some kind of ass play (traditionally with fingers) with someone without knowing whether there is shit in their rectum.
So did you do anything with Jacques last night?
Yeah… Played some German roulette… I lost and had to wash my hands for like an hour afterwards.
Yeah… Played some German roulette… I lost and had to wash my hands for like an hour afterwards.
by Little Flame July 3, 2021
Get the German roulettemug.