Shanghai Noodle

When a man sticks his index and middle fingers through his fly, then has a girl have sex with it as if it was his schlong.

Girl: Hey do you have two penises?
Guy: No, i'm just doing a Shanghai Noodle

by Dogfucker98 October 26, 2010

Slippery Noodle

A hotel manager or general manager of a property management company, that is generally of Patel descent. Said "noodle" is extremely evasive to actually catch on the phone or in person, and is also extremely indecisive. The "noodle" can only be caught usually on off hours of the night or just before daybreak, when usually a normal person is sleep. If the "noodle" is caught, its epic indecisiveness drives both parties mad and the sale slips from grasp. American hotel managers are not "slippery noodles" but are classified generally as country bumpkins with an addiction for The Price is Right and Cheeto products.

PERSON 1-"That damn Nick Patel of Days Inn is one slippery noodle."

PERSON 2-"You should burn his property down."

PERSON 1-"I'll need to borrow your truck."

PERSON 2 -"Bring back a beef meximelt for me."

by sinistar462 September 30, 2011

noodle groover

Someone so high on methamphetamine that they can't hold still so their limbs waves up and down and back and forth like one of those Car Lot balloons guys.

I saw Andrew, he must have relapsed. He was so gacked out he was flailing around like a noodle Groover .

by 38th time's the charm July 27, 2016

wiggly noodle

When you are so drunk that the only thing you can do is lay on the floor and wiggle around joyfully.

Is that Kelsey over there laying on the kitchen floor?

"I'm a noodle! I'm a noodle! I'm a wiggly noodle !"

by DJhousekitty February 15, 2015

Back in this noodle

A statement made to notify others you are back from being gone.

Wuddup Playa, I'm back in this noodle.

by Red Dye December 9, 2007

tall noodle

a smol bean but taller

always in my heart tall noodle, yours sincerely smol bean

by meanpeoplearetrash May 15, 2020

Get Noodle

Getting Noodle is when you're receiving head while you have a flacid penis (resembling a wet noodle) while simultaneously eating cooked pasta.

Tyler: Bro I made some good ass pasta the other night.
Joe: Did you perhaps get noodle?
Tyler: I totally got noodle!

by ChunkyFunkyy October 18, 2017