Sex act when a man ejaculates into a woman’s asshole, then she farts the semen into the man’s mouth who then pukes it up into the woman’s vagina, impregnating her. An act defined by Adam Friedland on the comedy podcast, Cumtown
by Zamboni_Man March 20, 2023

similar to the blumpkin, a female vommits on her partner seated on the toilet. The partner cums and has diarrhea at the same time, mixing it all together. The mix is then frozen and wrapped in dough to create the dumpling.
(Hey man) Im really hungry
Sure Kal i have some dumplings leftover from when my girl was here.
What kind?
The new jersey dumpling!
Sure Kal i have some dumplings leftover from when my girl was here.
What kind?
The new jersey dumpling!
by SmelvinHB2 March 4, 2024

A state that has managed a reputation of being bad-but really isn't. It has beautiful scenery in southern and north-western parts. It's more than the smoke stacks and utilitarian New Jersey, New Yorkers see across the Hudson.
by Happy facer boi March 13, 2022

When your fucking two girls and take a shit in between one of their tits, cum on it, piss on it, and then the other girl eats it.
by globglogabgalab21 June 9, 2019

A sex move carried out over 5 simple steps:
1. Aggressively goon into your hand before working it through your fingers
2. Pre-heat a grill to 180 degrees Celsius
3. Simmer the goon until it comes to a broil
4. Use the spunk glove as lubricant to enter your fist into the anus (minimum forearm deep)
5. Chop up the dead hooker and store her in an appropriate space for later use
1. Aggressively goon into your hand before working it through your fingers
2. Pre-heat a grill to 180 degrees Celsius
3. Simmer the goon until it comes to a broil
4. Use the spunk glove as lubricant to enter your fist into the anus (minimum forearm deep)
5. Chop up the dead hooker and store her in an appropriate space for later use
Bro I totally did a New Jersey Knuckle Duster on this chick last night after the bar, bitches be crazy
by Pog_champ_gooner69 April 23, 2025

place. Quaint little city with good views of the majesty of New York if the wind is from the proper quarter. Founded by folks looking to germinate anthematic rockers and harvest the bounty of someone else’s lands, New Jersey has become a land of opportunity for Finnish ice hockey players, Springsteen impressionists, oddly-named “actresses” and purveyors of amusing t-shirts.
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by gnostic3 November 24, 2019

by Thunderboogie February 27, 2016
