mason mount

lucy’s boyfriend

mason mount is the best player at chelsea

by lucyjamess January 17, 2022

E-mount

The total cost of buying something online once postage and packaging, insurance etc has been added to it

Curt : I bought a sick new tracky off the net from Hong Kong the other day, brand new, cheap as anythin mate!

Jack : Oh yeah what was the total E-mount?

by Jack Downes December 12, 2008

Jaunty Mount

Pirate sex move.

That pirate is underway in their 'Jaunty Mount' with their bedfellow.

by iamlittlerywhothefuckareyou February 11, 2024

canadian mounted police

In Montreal, a jailhouse orgy in which men with names like Jacques, Claude, or Pierre handcuff an unwitting American and donkey punch him repeatedly.

Poor Scott, misunderstood the québécois and wound up on the bottom of the Canadian mounted police.

by KimmyGold November 9, 2015

Mount Sterling

A small town in Ohio known for its kickass police force that will use their taser on any 9 year old child refusing to to go school. The town was particularly proud of how many meth addicts were busted recently. Good food there though. Maybe don't walk around by yourself at night.

Did you see Mount Sterling in the news?

by WhoaItsReggie September 9, 2012

mount southington

Mount Southington is where you go to drop your kids off for minimum wage teenagers to take care of. Don’t even get me started about ski wee. The park kids there think they’re Shawn fucking White but really they’re just a bunch of crackheads that eat ass, smoke grass, and ski fast. The food there is over priced but the food trucks are nice. The only good thing about the “mountain” is the half pipe. It’s a hill, don’t even argue about it......

“Yo I went to mount southington last weekend and got kicked out by ski patrol for doing a backflip!”
“No way dude! I got kicked out for doing shots on the lift!”

by Recked101 April 21, 2021

Mount kilmermanjaro

A large stone edifice carved into the likeness of a bust of val kilmer
Kinda the egotistical equivalent of Mt Rushmore.

We went to Mount kilmermanjaro for the weekend.the rides were nice
Such as the "tunnel of self love" but the carving itself must have been based on a much. Earlier photo of the guy!

by 4realazitgits March 21, 2021