Find a man name Jesus that lives in San Diego and is in the sushi district.Grab his balls and twist them while telling him fortnite lore.After he says uncle you have to slice his nuts open.
by Cooluser67 October 27, 2025
Get the Bolivian Michael Myers Methodmug. by The Top Balla June 20, 2024
Get the The Flesh Methodmug. by The Beast (The Real One) October 20, 2021
Get the John Shea Methodmug. noun / verb / adjective / everything
A universal word that can replace literally anything. “Method” adapts to every situation, every mood, and every sentence — it’s the most versatile word in existence.
Use it as a noun, verb, adjective, adverb, whatever — it’ll still method.
A universal word that can replace literally anything. “Method” adapts to every situation, every mood, and every sentence — it’s the most versatile word in existence.
Use it as a noun, verb, adjective, adverb, whatever — it’ll still method.
“I’m going to work” → “I’m going to method.”
“Do you want to go to the club?” → “You tryna method?” “Method.”
“This is not the vibe” → “This is not the method.”
“What’s your plan?” → “What’s your method?”
“I don’t like this” → “Anti-method.”
“I use it in all kinds of methods, and I method it very methodly.”
“Do you want to go to the club?” → “You tryna method?” “Method.”
“This is not the vibe” → “This is not the method.”
“What’s your plan?” → “What’s your method?”
“I don’t like this” → “Anti-method.”
“I use it in all kinds of methods, and I method it very methodly.”
by Tommy Johnston (TIMMYG) November 5, 2025
Get the methodmug. More reliable than the Pull Out Method at preventing pregnancy.
When you see an attractive woman in public, immediately whip it out, regardless of who's around, and start masturbating furiously (optionally with crying).
Trust me, she won't go anywhere near you and you'll have zero chance of getting her pregnant.
When you see an attractive woman in public, immediately whip it out, regardless of who's around, and start masturbating furiously (optionally with crying).
Trust me, she won't go anywhere near you and you'll have zero chance of getting her pregnant.
Bro, I kept knocking up like every chick I met until I started using the whip out method & now I've found inner peace.
by SeattleSteveO May 18, 2022
Get the Whip Out Methodmug. by Ak47_22/09/22 September 19, 2023
Get the The Billy Methodmug. The Benjamin Webb method was created by the unknown geometry dash player that goes under the name of Benjamin Webb. The method was created on Thursday 28th November 2019 at 20:40. The method consists on using your phenomenal gaming skills to achieve what was thought to be impossible in the gaming world. On that day Benjamin Webb thought the world how the method works. First of all you need to open the game you wish to use the method on and then <redacted> the <redacted> you can <redacted> on <redacted>. You must be careful, the <redacted> must be on <redacted>. Not <redacted> nor <redacted>. If someone asks you for a full <redacted> please upload a cut <redacted> of the full <redacted> and say <redacted> didnt let you <redacted> the full <redacted>. The quality must be the <redacted> as possible and the <redacted> must be <redacted> with <redacted>.
by P1LLR May 24, 2021
Get the Benjamin Webb Methodmug.