Some as whole you moved in with or let him/her move in with you. S/He also eats all your fucking food and drinks everything before you even think about getting a drink. S/He also doesn't buy any of food/drinks him/her ate or drank. Also s/He has a male cat that isn't spayed so he pisses everywhere so he blanes your potty trained dog and they don't clean it so your stuck cleaning his cats shit. S/He also may not do dishes, vacuum, or let the trash pile up till it's a mini trash skyscraper. They also make you over pay and when you say something about any of the above problems they say " Well I don't have the money" Even though he works too.
"JP ate all my delicious bacon and left all the dishes to clean. Also his punk ass cat pissed on the couch again. He's such a douche-bag room mate."
by Ragerilla July 29, 2013
"How'd you take home that girl from the bar?" "Well, I started tapping my credit card on the bar after I paid my bill and she looked at me like she wanted to party." "Ahhh, the old, Key West Mating Call"
by TheGoon September 18, 2012
OH BLOODY HELL MATE, MY ASSHOLE IS BLEEDING!
by oh goodie! AHAHA December 19, 2017
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Australian slang for a throat fuck
Justin : Fancy a Barbie tonight mate?
Paul : Yeah be there @ 7
Justin : Great, don’t be late to didgeridoo me throat mate!
“Fuck yeah, didgeridoo me throat”
Paul : Yeah be there @ 7
Justin : Great, don’t be late to didgeridoo me throat mate!
“Fuck yeah, didgeridoo me throat”
by JangelinaMcCuntea May 21, 2019
by sophie herself July 11, 2003
A anonymous Dickhead who picks on people with out letting out his name cause of a fear that he might get his ass kick. If someone was to encounter "Huw's Best Mate" they should run for cover before his/hers Fucked up way of thinking gets to You.
by I dont know You you dont know me come looking and June 01, 2003