ADHD Flakes

corn flake ripoff that supposedly gives you adhd for some reason. mentioned in a 40-year-old woman's facebook meme.

"no timmy you can get those ADHD Flakes they'll make you retarded!!!!!!! >:((((((("

by my life is eternal suffering July 27, 2022

Musty flake

A word describing someone who thinks they are funny but their jokes never hit.
Or someone that smells like shit and you have no other way to describe the way they stink.

“You’re literally a musty flake”

Person a: You’re an actual bitch
Person b: Bro, you are an actual Musty Flake.

by RealOG6ix9ine October 19, 2020

Sam-Flake

Like a snowflake but wetter!

You fucking Sam-Flake!

by Welsh wizard January 21, 2022

Sage Flakes

When you scratch the shit out of your skin so hard it looks like like you are attempting to make your arm a make shift lottery crossword puzzle and you leave flakes of skin over any given object.

Hey, look at that old smelly guy leaving his sage flakes all over the place, gross.

by New Meta Strats August 08, 2015

Ivory Flake

Ivory Flake - 99 and 44/100% pure flake

That Ivory Flake got drunk and drove into the lake.

by al gee January 06, 2008

Yogurt Flakes

Yogurt Flakes occurs when ejaculate solidifies in the hair or body hair of a man or woman.

"eww sick man, got out of the hot tub at the gym and i was coated in yogurt flakes"

by chunk knuckle February 28, 2010

Bran flake

A visually attractive person who is both uninteresting AND unreliable, specifically in the context of dating/hook-up apps.

Friend 1: "So I was chatting with this really cute person online, but they seemed a little dull and distracted, and then they ghosted me."
Friend 2: "Gurl, sounds like you were chatting with a bran flake, pay them no mind!"

by easy_eh May 14, 2023