Eli

Eli is a very hot,kind,cute,sweet,sexy guy and he mostly dates Brittany’s and he is very popular and he loves his girlfriend he has right now and she does too and he would do anything for her and he’s a very strong friendly 😏😏😏 boy!

Brittany:I love Eli he’s the best ever!

Dallas:Yep dad is great!

Carly:Yes your dad is hotter then hot 😏

by Brittany2005 July 31, 2021

Eli

a short polish male.

"Hey, did you see Eli? He's so fucking short what the actual biscuit"

by THUNDERSTORMGHTSOPWKIPDKI3[=OY May 17, 2021

Eli

Bros just a wanna be smelly pants i just know (disappointment)

YO you know eli?, Yeah he stinks like poo poo (noun)

by sigmamansigma February 6, 2024

Eli

Fresh goat, cool, dope ya boi is da real MVP especially at basketball and soccer😎🏀⚽️

James:yall seen Eli

Mike:Nah but he's probably playing basketball or soccer tho
James:oooo that boy is fresh

by Freshyboiii😎 December 12, 2020

Eli

Kled gaming

“YEEEEHAWWW” - Eli

by kitdirt December 4, 2021

The Eli Curse

The Eli Curse is when Eli chooses the team he will root for this year and that team then goes on to go to the superbowl and lose

You're rooting for the Dolphins? You know they have the Eli curse right?

by Bentassasin September 26, 2022

Elis

a man who irradiates sexual energy and friendly comfort, wherever he goes, however he looks, this guy is a great friend, and he is fucking hot, so hot he could make a volcano orgasm.

“that guy is a total Elis i’d totally bare his kids, even if he left me”

“Elis is such a great friend we are lucky to have him”

by bellamybigtree November 23, 2021