The technical term for "the ideal man"
Qualifications include owning cats, playing the kazoo, and being amazing at dad jokes, especially pick-up lines
Qualifications include owning cats, playing the kazoo, and being amazing at dad jokes, especially pick-up lines
by Fizzy?! October 29, 2023
Get the Craigmug. by iishark May 9, 2022
Get the craigmug. A male Karen...of sorts. An early Middle Aged suburbanite male typically recognised by their sub 5'8 barrel chested build, sporting a ridiculous moustache. Typically fastidious about their lawn and edges, the Craig is prone to wild outbursts if a dog shits within 500m of their property. Craigs love to ride the most expensive bicycles whilst wearing colour co-ordinated lycra and telling other Craigs about their latest goto single source coffee beans recovered from the shit of South American indigenous peoples. They are also very keen to share the glory of the try they scored in under 8's rugby.
by jacqueslacouth September 11, 2020
Get the Craigmug. by Big guy lover May 9, 2021
Get the Craigmug. yeh i thought it was a pretty good definition ive also been saying yes to all your definitions they are pretty good ngl
by Some_Person_Was_Taken May 9, 2020
Get the Big craigs crack dealershipmug. by Basetrack8 December 28, 2021
Get the Craigmug. by Craig moore December 26, 2021
Get the Craig mooremug.