Wiping a brown marker

When you're wiping your ass and it never seems to stop.

Last night, I was wiping a brown marker for fifteen minutes.

by Ghettomemester May 26, 2017

Alaskan wet wipe

The act of ejaculating on a tissue, freezing it and using it as an ice pack.

John fell down stairs last night when he was drunk so I gave him an alaskan wet wipe to help his wounds.

by Wet wiper October 16, 2021

Orbital Wipe Sessions

When a large majority of obese people get together in a circle to wash each others nether regions.

Since I'm unable to reach my own ass to wipe, I have to coordinate weekly Orbital Wipe Sessions with my other fat friends to get things done.

by Mr. Gullible July 25, 2008

the curse of a thousand wipes

The poop that never comes off your ass

I have benn plagued by the curse of a thousand wipes

by Poopguy12 September 07, 2020

Waste basket wipe

When going for #2 and no toilet paper is available you use dirty kleenex for the waste basket

Was at Adam's the other night had to shit so bad he didn't have any tp so I didn't have a choice but waste basket wipe.

by Mike Stabb August 23, 2016

ghetto wet wipe

When you have a raw asshole or you're just environmental so you fold some TP over 3 times and put a little spittle on it to wipe your ass with a moist cloth rather than raw TP.

Wet wives clog the drains, even the flushable ones, so I use the ghetto wet wipe.

by brosefballin February 25, 2020

One Wipe Tuesday

This is to be celebrated on the second Tuesday of every year. After taking a poop on this special day, you wipe your butt once, and only once. No exceptions. It doesn’t matter how large or smelly the poop is, you only wipe once.

Brett: Oh my god! Why do you smell like shit?!
Cameron: It’s one wipe Tuesday! Don’t tell me you’ve been wiping more than once!

by blaneficker January 13, 2021