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Keyboard Warrior

An unsociable nerd

Someone who would always rather stay indoors and play video games rather than socialising with friends.
Me: Hey, Is Scriv coming to the cinema tonight?

Friend: I don't think so, I text him with no reply. I guess he's just being a keyboard warrior as usual.
by Thugasaurus Rex January 10, 2016
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Chode warrior

What a anti-conformist conforming to anti-conformity call a short doosh that is a conformist and drinks a lot of cofee.
Anti-conformist: Hey Chode Warrior
Short Doosh with cofee: What?
by Anti-Anti-Conformist April 29, 2005
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Epic Warriors

N. A group of super heroes preferably six that work together to fight crime. Epic Warriors is a term that is derived from two words epic meaning heroic; majestic; impressively great and warriors meaning a person who shows or has shown great vigor, courage, or aggressiveness, as in politics or athletics.
John: "Hey I feel our city is under an upcoming attack!"
Paul: "Don't worry, as long as we got Epic Warriors protecting us we will be safe."
by Bryan Kirk January 23, 2010
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wounded warrior

The state of one's penis after engaging in coitus with a menstruating woman.
I should have skull fucked that slut last night, instead. I didn't know she was riding the cotton pony until I looked down and noticed I had a wounded warrior. I had to take a bath of shame to wash that shit off.
by Bad Karma TX May 15, 2016
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environmentalist warrior

A green fingered fighter, that fights his battles using animals and flora.
yo did u just see that environmentalist warrior smack that 4x4 driver with a fish!
by A real power source April 10, 2009
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Trumpet Warrior

A derisory name for someone with the the unfortunate affliction of possessing an abnormally large nasal breathing apparatus attached to their chevvy - i.e someone with a huge, fuck-off nose.
Once upon a time, there lived an old puppeteer who was very skilled in the art of making little wooden boys. One puppet was made and granted magical powers so it came to life, however when he told lies his nose grew to obscene proportions.

Pinocchio: Oi Geppetts, was out boozing last night, only went to the blue anchor, pulled and nailed this gorgeous midget puppet all last night, she was rimming me then we just stayed up doing loads of class A's.
Geppetto: Fuck off trumpet warrior
by BobbyDazzleWazzler80 December 9, 2009
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z warrior

A Z Warrior is someone who is part of the DBZ fandom and likes the anime/manga.
by darkslasher87 November 30, 2013
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