Roman

Roman is the gayest person that you will ever meet. He will act sus at any moment possible but he will actually mean what he says.
He will also slap your ass every chance he gets.

at a festival:
Friend: Hey man do want a Sausage?
Roman: Nah man i want YOUR sausage ;)

by romansgaydictionary December 9, 2021

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Roman Finger

When you flip someone off but instantly regret it and try to say it was a mistake.

Joe: “Let’s go Chiefs!”
Elon: “Fuck you, go home Kansas City! 🖕🏻”
Joe: “You got something to say, tough guy?”
Elon: “NONONO IT WAS A ROMAN FINGER DUDE I SWEAR”

by lmaomeanlickmyassout January 23, 2025

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Roman Tortoise

A version of docking in which one participant wears a condom (for safety or other reasons).

George is just getting to know Rocco and doesn't feel comfortable docking with him without a condom and prefers the Roman Tortoise method

by M-Tip November 15, 2021

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Roman Era

Roman Era is an era when a person plays a certain game for more than 2 hours and not responding to any of your texts.

Luda: Ugh my friend is playing Sims and not responding to any of my text
Jiafei: She is in her Roman Era

by LeeLuda January 16, 2023

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The Roman Mars Paradox is a thought experiment that illustrates an apparent paradox of experiencing Roman Mars in different forms of media. In the thought experiment, Roman Mars may be considered simultaneously both attractive and unattractive as a result of being linked to the event of viewing Roman Mars.

The Roman Mars Paradox can include both of these statements.

Roman Mars is so attractive, he makes my pussy wet!

I saw Roman Mars and it made my pussy dry-up like a saltine cracker.

by BobDylan March 13, 2021

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