Lizards

A ridiculously large line of cocaine, like the length of a reptile.

“This week was sooo tough. I can’t wait to party! When we do let’s start with some lizards!!”

by fetchfun November 8, 2018

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Hang the lizard

Refers to the act of giving up, or throwing in the towel. This phrase is typically used when responding to social invitations.

Man 1: "Hey man, do you want to study tonight at the library"
Man 2: "Nah, I've studied all day, I think I'm just going to hang the lizard on this one"

by Zolele December 21, 2018

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lesbian lizard

A word used to describe a Ryan.

Damn look at that lesbian lizard over there.

He got a nice ass.

by Weirdassbutt June 12, 2018

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Lizard

Mark Zuckerberg

"What is Mark Zuckerberg?"
"A lizard"

by Real_shrek June 5, 2018

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A university professor (usually tenured) who offers his low-quality research by going from national agency to national agency usually selling old research or whatever the grant coordinator want to hear.

That PhD student just got trapped by a grant lizard.

by A_real_scientist_ June 14, 2018

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lizard robot

Zucc

Guy 1: woah dude, i think Mark Zuckerberg is looking at me through my web camera.
Guy 2: Don't you mean that lizard robot?
*Before they could say anything they both get zucced by the FBI.*

by Loulou726 June 24, 2018

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