Mr lizard

The youtuber you can't fucking upload on time and he's a lazy piece of shit

That youtuber is a Mr lizard

by The truth man69 December 12, 2018

pike lizard

a sleezy women along the pike that only steve would pick up

prostitude

steves women

pike lizard

by woffman June 27, 2010

Lizard Wizard

a person who uses mathmatics, stats and rng to meta game really hard in a video game.

people who play with a jacked dodge build are the lizard wizards of payday 2

by lionheart617 January 13, 2022

Choke the lizard

To urinate while erect, thus having to apply a force with one or more hands to aim downward to the toilet bowl.

Wife: Time to get up, can you make me breakfast?
Me: Sure, right after I choke the lizard.

by SargentSavage April 19, 2020

banana lizard

another euphemism for a male genitalia

"Hey girl, you want me to peel back my layers and show you my banana lizard?"
"ew"

by marsboro February 14, 2025

Lounge Lizard

An inconsiderate woman that leeches off the family by sitting at home, doing absolutely nothing and contributes absolutely nothing to the household chores or the family as a whole. Lounge lizards are often unemployed, disrespectful to family members and neglect children.

Nick: hey mom do you mind if my girlfriend moves in? I’ve known her for a month and a half.

His mom: Absolutely not. She’s a lounge lizard and she needs to get the hell out of here.

by Stay classy Parma March 4, 2024

camp lizards

Camp lizards are usually younger girls who sleep with men for money in work camps

They will fuck your husbands while he’s in camp

Guy: man I hope I can find a camp lizard when I go back to work: (Camp lizards)

by The camp guy October 15, 2022