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devil's bargain

A situation involving gaining something one would normally enjoy or benefit from, were it not gained by sacrificing some prerequisite to enjoying or benefiting from it. Also known as "The Treat Yo Self of the Magi."
He made a devil's bargain when he sold all of his teeth so he could afford a toothpaste advertised as "Our most advanced whitening formula yet!"
by Aldous Buttstuffe August 19, 2022
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devil's abroad

"the devil's abroad", i.e., destruction and death from wild and furious forces are eminent; all hell has broken loose.
Reference, * Gillespie*, Sir Henry John Newbolt's poetic account of the Vellore Mutiny of 1806
"The Devil's abroad!" , shouted the deck hand as the giant fish rammed the flailing craft and stove in its timbers.
by korbo1 March 12, 2017
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Angel Devil

Best person ever.
Character from "Chainsaw Man" manga/anime series.

HIS* ability is to steal your lifespan. For example, 18 minutes of direct contact with HIM* could Kill you.

Loves Ice cream and hates fighting.
(he's just so cute god fucking damnit)
Aki: I can still tap dat angel bussy even if it costs me my lifespan.

Angel Devil: bro, wtf?
Aki: One time I touched your hand for 3 second, that took away 6 months of my lifespan, so 10 seconds won't even be a problem if I'm gonna penetrate that thicc ass of yours
Angel devil: you confuse and frighten me, Aki.
by nickø. August 31, 2023
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The Devil’s Totem

The act of taking an unholy shit whilst standing in a sinful manner. An example of such a stance is on a 90 degree angle and your torso on a 165 degree angle, to ‘pop your ass out’ to not Become contaminated by the shit. Include a tongue sticking out.
James “Dude, are you standing while shitting?!”
Calvin “Yeah man, it’s the devil’s totem”
by Bahdoh January 5, 2022
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devil sex

when you have rly powerful sex that comes within yo penis that you become the devil him self and smash for like 15hrs
bruh my dick fell off i had too much devil sex
by big fagle juice March 8, 2018
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Devils Pinwheel

the action of when someone has a seizure and begins to spew out a amalgamation of vomit, piss, diarrhea, jizz, mucous, and viscous ear wax from the appropriate holes and high speed. Proceeded with the spinning being so powerful the person drills them self through the earth without injury from even the heat of the earths core ending when the person has reached the other side of the earth.
Tony did a Devils Pinwheel last night and destroyed Malaysia.
by artificium April 27, 2020
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devil spit

Spitting in your loved ones face after tongue-punching their rosebud in an act of intimacy.
I was going to ask him after sex if we were boyfriend and girlfriend, but then he hit me with the devil spit and removed all doubt!
by DonkeyTonguePunch April 22, 2017
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