Chris has Chlamydia

You know it, i know it, lets stop beating around the bush here... Chris has Chlamydia.

Ditmar: ...then he said the n-word for the 10th time in one day.
Jake: what do you expect from someone with Chlamydia?

Ditmar: yeah Chris has Chlamydia

by Orrajt hafna May 13, 2020

The violence has escalated

It means you’re fucked.

“The violence has escalated.”

“ ✅ OK”

by The ceo of shit Cold War guns May 29, 2021

Xavier has no hoes!

When a 4'10 short bean boy has 0 hoes but claims to have many!

Hey do u know Xavier has no hoes!; yeah ik right he has 0 hoes

by Aarush Patil January 7, 2022

ha! harry potter

Boris Pavlikovsky says with his Russian accent to Theo Decker at the school bus. Used for calling a guy who wears glasses, especially guy with round glasses.

A: hA! Harry Potter!
B: -chuckles- atleast you're not wrong

by scarskata March 7, 2020

he has to learn

The most pathetic lazy-a** excuse to not git up off yer butt and help your young son to do something,. like any self-respecting parent should do.

Employing the pathetic and abusive "he has to learn" method is not only unkind and wasteful of time and your little one's patience (plus its true effectiveness has never been proven), but it can also be downright dangerous in at least four ways --- the child may likely injure himself in his attempts to "do it right", he may get "artificially" discouraged about trying to do the task since he is not succeeding (it could also cause him to prematurely “give up” in his overall approach to problem-solving in general, and so he will not adequately perseverance with anything new/difficult in his future life), he will begin to hate you for not helping him and for allowing him to become so frustrated (especially if the task was a fairly simple one where just one or two minor “guidings” would have shown him how to do it), and he may behave more spitefully --- or even violently --- with you sometime in the future if "push comes to shove" and he actually has a choice of actions that could severely affect you physically/financially, such as defending your safety or managing/dividing your assets.

by QuacksO November 11, 2018

The “HA”xford Comma

To place a comma after writing out a laughing noise in a sentence.

Example of The “HA”xford Comma:
Hahahaha, that is so funny that you said that.

by PeackockOfGod March 9, 2019

I HAS SCAN

a guy who said that in amongus and thinks he is a crewmate, he wants to prove it with a scan in medbay, he answers with I HAS SCAN but he was always the imposter so watch out

me: Carlos where were you
Carlos : I HAS SCAN

by #uwu February 14, 2021