National wack dick day

a day that is celebrated by women who had sex with a man that had wack dick

im going to celebrate national wack dick day and post my ex

by Michale Angelo August 1, 2019

wack my wood

Jack off , masturbate

I'm gonna wack my wood before my parents come back

by ill tom reem October 10, 2013

Whilly Wacking

The act of smacking yo dick-ey doo so hard that it rapidly spin in circles like a helicopter spinny thing that I cant spell for the life of me.

Whilly Wacking is pulling down your pants, smack your ding dong a couple of times, and watch it spin.

by SuzzyBoi_Gadzooks November 18, 2025

wack shows

When something(s) wack happens and you were a part or viewer of the wack experience.

you arrive a minute after Mcdonald's closes the breakfast menu and they will no longer serve you sausage and egg mcmuffins..."man that's wack shows."

by Jaguil01 February 18, 2009

Wack

Wacking the shit out of your friends trail mix on a Sunday afternoon

Thats wack Doug!!!!!

by Sinay September 11, 2018

Sack Wacking

When you take your sock off, put soap in it and run around outside at midnight in the mud swinging at each others dicks.

Boy: Im going sack wacking.
Boy 2: You better not sack wack me!

by TheBopMaster August 19, 2016

Wack the Weed

The act of placing the roach of a pre-roll into yours or a friend’s urethra (aka Sounding) while he jacks off and blowing the smoke up the shaft.

Hey bro I just have a little left of this blunt, wanna wack the weed?

by Factsareallies May 15, 2025