hotter than a tittle widdle

When it is hot enough to leave asscheek marks on a chair when you sit down.

“It’s hotter than a tittle widdle.”
“Let’s go inside and eat then.”

by FarkusYaDig August 22, 2021

Wetter Than An Otter's Pocket

Your girl when she sees Jared Padalecki.

Dude I got wetter than an otter's pocket when I saw Jared Padalecki shirtless.

by JaredPadaleckiFanBoy June 3, 2021

Better Coming Than Going

The phrase "better coming than going", describes a girl or guy who looks really hot while walking towards you, however looks particularly average from behind, while he/she is walking away.

Mike: "Damn... check out this girl coming down the footpath - the blonde".
Dave: "Hell yes - she is stunning..."
** Girl Walks Past **
Dave: "...however better coming than going - that ass is terrible."

by buckonz May 25, 2012

the pen is mightier than the sword

it means the pen is a better weapon than the sword because its smaller and more manueverable. also you can fill the ink tube with poison and stab someone with it for example, in the neck. its better for sneaking up on someone, or for use in small spaces.

you got a sword? so what i got a pen. yeah u better run u woman.

by an anonymous source November 5, 2003

saltier than a whore's canker

Very salty.

These chips are saltier than a whore's canker

by velvetcad January 2, 2011

Cleaner than a mexicans armpit

When somthing is bad but not that bad.

That movie sucked!
Well it was cleaner than a mexicans armpit so it wasnt a total waste of time.
Yeah i guess.

by wehttam16 October 21, 2010

stiffer than a honeymoon dick

Something that is very sturdy, extremely solid.

After installing some conduit and supporting it: " Now Matt , I'm gonna tell you what,that right there is stiffer than a honeymoon dick!"

by Raider Matt May 13, 2017