school

the boiler room of hell that gives the majority of people who go to it have physical, mental, and emotional pain and suffering. 70% of the fucking shit you learn there you end up forgetting, or it is something you will never need to use in the majority of your life. most of the food there is literally food from hell's trash can, or rotting dog shit. lets face it, school gives everybody who reads this definition pain and suffering until like 16 (bc u dont have to go to college) . i dont even know why I wrote all of this because the definition of school is just mental and emotion suffering

me: *gets beat up at school*
teachers: oh no! anyway *random shit you will never use in your life*

by johny fucking depp March 10, 2021

School

A satanic place where you cry and suffer.

Are you ready for school?
I prefer to die!

by Giannesclz November 1, 2018

school

the trashiest thing ever in the world. school bully us and they torture us. its hell. they want you to get fucked up. they kill trees by simply using a lot of paper. they dont let you go to the W-C even if u feel your gonna piss on your self. they dont let you drink water ( they ask you to say the answer but you cant since you couldn't drink water). they make you sit on plastique chairs for 7 fucking hours. they make you memorize things for nothing like history that was in the past. we pay more than 10000 (in my school) and they are so cheap to get amazing WiFi, and other stuff

dude1: bitch wtf is this school
dude2: its school its torturing us

by memes_for_life November 21, 2019

School

Six
Cruel, crappy
Hours
Of
Our
Life

Mum, do I have to go to school? It's just 6 cruel, crappy hours of my life.

by Yolo47Man August 13, 2017

School

School, is one form of prison. Like, how the fuck do kids go their without getting anxiety. Almost nobody uses algebra in their jobs, but yet people have to spend 12 years in hell about numbers. And nobody, ever, uses proper English, but why do we learn it? I just can't ugh.

I can't take it no more.

School is just too fucking hard.

by Sassy_Sykes August 20, 2014

School

An education system in which you are slaved to do hard tasks.

These tasks include: 24 page working assignments, STAAR, EOD, Exams, etc.

An institution for educating children in 7-10 hours.

Ryder barely learned anything from School today.

by mydeadcatishere May 20, 2019

school

A slaughterhouse built with bricks and iron forged by the fire of hell. It's the shadow of all the darkness where books are visual chainsaws. The strange people dwelling here will pretend to be friends but will soon turn into leeches craving for your blood, tears and hope. This is an infernal machine whose fuel is shattered dreams, bullying and social isolation. At one point, the simple thought of finding a positive side makes your brain turn into an acid ganja pink elephant riding into Willy Wonka's tunnel. But at the end of it ,somehow, it's supposed to be a wonderful experience.

Me: Fuck school.
Teacher: Nice pleonasm.

by Lievrehare April 19, 2018