Swing Pong

Phenonmenom in Fly In-Fly Out mining operations where two opposing swings try to mine the same orebody with different teams, ideas, hopes and dreams.
Every swing, a goodly amount of time and effort is spent progressing the recalcitrant teams direction and vision only to have the recidivist swing come in, ignore it, work on their own plan and hand it over to the the recalcitrant team a week later.

This game can be played ad infinitum.

Recidivist Crew - "We have to mine lots of Ore this week"
Recalcitrant Crew - "We have to mine lots of Waste this week beacuse those imbeciles from the other swing mined all the Ore and we have to move the Waste"
Recidivist Crew - "We have to mine lots of Ore this week beacuse those imbeciles from the other swing mined all the Waste and we have to move the Ore - looks like we got us a game of Swing Pong"

Etc.

by Frustrated miner December 19, 2009

Swine Suprise

While you are hooking up with a sloppy disguisting girl you get sick and throw up on her, then you use your puke as lubricant to fuck her.

That girl was so nasty , before i can even get a six pack down i ended up giving her the swine suprise and made a mess all over the back of my car.

by Warren Allgood July 10, 2010

swing backflip

the swing backflip it is when someone does a back filp on a swing , this was made popular by student named Mia. She made the swing backflip popular

Student 1 : "Hey did you see that kid do that trick on the swing? we should try that!"

Student 2 : " Yeah , that trick that she did is called a swing backflip."

by Yuno Hatsune November 20, 2013

swinebola

The amalgamation of swine-flu and ebola into one super virus.

Most recently found in Dallas, Texas

"My Swinebola is acting up and I think I'm going to shit my guts out."

by CRad October 1, 2014

Swindellin' it

To be in a public place with your penis unknowingly exposed.

I went to get coffee earlier, and i was Swindellin' it the whole time! I hope nobody saw my penis!

by noiv June 19, 2014

swindon roulette

It's russian roulette, but with six bullets in the chamber instead of just the one. Usually played as a last resort to get out of Swindon.

I'm so tired of Swindon that at this point I'd be willing to play Swindon roulette to leave as fast as possible.

by Tur1ng January 20, 2018

Swing Le Boiis

When you do a weird almost standing up splits and swing your hips to prevent your nuts from sticking to your thigh
just swing your hips to the side of your body and swing back and forth repeatedly until testes are unstuck.

my boiis are a sticking lemme give em a swingin! In this Case you gotta Swing Le Boiis

by trjtkryl June 8, 2018