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Swamp Ass

Swamp Ass is when your crack,balls and gooch start to smell like bad eggs on a case of Monday's,it's extremely sweaty it's like working at a kebab shop.
After a long day of work i went home to this smell of bad eggs ,so! I ran to bathroom and looked in the mirror and whispered swamp Ass to myself I knew this wouldn't be the end ! Then suddenly the swamp Ass was getting closer and closer ,I knew this because I started smelling sweaty clegg nut ,I could hear it swinging it was like walking into Wilkinson's toilets , the smell was getting to me so I just started wiping fiercely I started bleeding but the smell was going then I realised it was me!....
by Swamp64 April 17, 2017
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swamp hair

terribly greasy hair; visibly shiny due to grease
Wow you have such swamp hair.
by asdfghjkl_names May 1, 2018
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Swamp Trap

When a guest defecates in your bathroom, then takes a long hot shower, then, closing the door, leaves all the poopstink and smothering humidity for the next poor visitor to discover. This can be either intentional or unintentional.
My friend was raised with some terribly bad habits, and whenever he comes over I have to try to police the gross inconsiderate things he does, but somehow no matter how conscientious I am, I always end up stumbling unexpectedly into a Swamp Trap.
by wordsloth January 11, 2015
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swamp swap

To trade something (typically a meaty engorged gator bait stick for a swampy gator snatch) for something else whether it be another object, money or something else. Also see gator swap meet.

Often a less than hygienic person that lives in Florida with low morals and of poor character, whom will do any sexual act ,steal, lie, etc. for gator snatch, with a preference of swampy smelly gator poutang.
Dean be salty he missed dat sweaty swamp swap last night, there was some mad ass gator poon tang going around.
by DatBitchRightHere November 7, 2022
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Trap Swamp

the inhabitance of a conglomeration of three ogress trap queens laced with gin, good times, and fire mixtapes. you can often find them wearing black apparel, gathered around the TV hungover, and stuffing their faces. those who visit the Trap Swamp gave it 9/10 in pregames and 2/10 in sulkiness. they're also sponsored by Adidas.
Brad: I just went Trap Swamp last night for the first time.
Pitt: Oh but could you die????
by pinchen May 11, 2016
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Swamp Vibes

Dirty, unclean or relating to incestuous nature.
1. I got swamp vibes from my cousin sally may after she lightly brushed my thigh.
by BackwardsShovel January 12, 2020
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swamp hoggy

A fat boo boo in the toilet. Particularly a rather green turd that spray paints the toilet bowl filled with a vast assortment of precarious chunks and giblets.
Damn you... really fucked that toilet up. Quite the massive swamp hoggy if I dont say so myself.
by Kyoda April 21, 2019
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