top surgery

Surgery that alters the size of the chest for gender-affirming purposes. While this can be used for procedures that either reduce or increase breast tissue, it more commonly refers to FTM/FTN procedures. In this case, a commonly desired result is to have a more masculine-appearing chest. There are several forms of surgery that can achieve this. You do not have to be a specific gender to have top surgery.

My friend Aspen just got top surgery. They can't wait until they're fully healed.

by sugarfog September 25, 2022

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gastric fat-ass surgery

(n.) slang of 'gastric bypass surgery' all too commonly seen now in today's headlines. Al Roker of the Today Show and former Arkansas governor and devoutly religious nut Mike Huckabee both had surgery to remove a section of their stomachs and staple the rest shut.

For people who want their quick fix without actually earning the body they want to live in for the rest of their lives.

Huckabee can walk upright again now thanks to his gastric fat-ass surgery back around 2000.

I couldn't even tell Roker had gastric fat-ass surgery, I never saw him before.

I may be overweight but there's non way i'd consider gastric fat-ass surgery, I'll work it off the old-fashioned way.

by phillydrifter April 12, 2011

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suffer in your jocks

sucked in.
eat shit!
you really suck!

Suffer in your jocks tosser!

by CUT THE CHEESE January 6, 2005

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tree surgery

To compare the difficulty of a task.

Damn, Bob, just hold it still, it's not tree surgery.

by iluvmako December 28, 2010

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they did surgery on a grape

a fucking annoying meme everyone’s into at the moment. But yes, they really did do surgery on a grape. The operation was first carried out to demonstrate the incredible precision of a new type of surgical robot called the ‘da Vinci Xi’.

person 1: they did surgery on a grape
person 2: they did surgery on a grape
person 3: do you know who they did surgery on
person 1 and 2: a GRAPE
me: 😒😭

by sOpHiE’s definitionsss December 8, 2018

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Surger

A surger is someone who partakes in the viewing of a television series within a short space of time. After hearing about a popular show or series after it has already been aired a surger will view most if not all episodes in the hope of becoming an overzealous fanatic of that show. A surger will claim they started watching the show from the beginning in order to attain the respect and admiration of fellow viewers. Surgers often thrive off the attention of others and the need to feel apart of a group or club. Do not be fooled by the powers of the surger as they may memorise and recite quotes or jokes featured from the show to prove their dedication and allegiance. A surger's knowledge of a show is often superficial and ostensible however a true diehard fan will be able to detect any unwanted surgers in a group.

Jake LH: Hey Tk

TK: Hey bro
Jake LH: 'Back up, back up, mind ya business that's all'. Hahahah how funny is that show its outrageous. I don't think anyone is a bigger fan than i.
TK: Shut up you pretentious fuck, you are the biggest surger out. Now leave Jake DTD.

by tkudimoney September 28, 2011

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