stole it fair and square

1. When you tell the person "hey I'm stealing this (typically an object of no value)" with an undertone of 'and there aint a damn thing you are gonna do about it'.
2. When a person sees you pick up an object and turn and walk away with it and don't say anything about it.

Person one: he said you took his whistle
Person two: yeah but I stole it fair and square man, I told him I was taking it

by Hrmnypeacelove August 11, 2017

stole my lunch

To copy someone in a blatant manner. Taking something from someone and using it as if it's your own for financial gain and therefore taking food out their mouth.

Drake took my flow. He stole my whole lunch.

I was doing a reaction channel before everyone and they all stole my lunch.

by Zebra the Moose February 8, 2019

police stole my car

When police hate the law and need a new car. Also can be a parody of Feliz navidad.

Darn! These police just stole my car and drove it all the way to Africa and I can’t be bothered to walk that far. Looks like I won’t be coming home for christmas. Ugh police stole my car.

by Bored teenager December 30, 2019

Nigga stole my bike

When a coloured human steals your bike while you are going for a friendly ride.

Hey you there my dear fellow that nigga just stole my facking bike!

*music comes on 'nigga stole my bike' and everyone starts shooting each other and mario comes on and bell slaps the nigga

by cederic January 11, 2008

Stoil

Chill as Fuck

Dude that pong game was so stoil.

by KazmanPongPlayer November 1, 2010

Skool

Short for "It's cool."

"Skool, baby."

by Dr. Shatner June 6, 2004

spooler

a male whos genitailia cannot produce white stuff that smells

that guys a spooler he couldnt come when his girlfriend gave him head

by Frenzal October 11, 2005