stoner's dozen

The number 14. 14 grams is half an ounce, a somewhat common amount of marijuana to buy or sell.

If a dozen is 12 and a baker's dozen is 13, then 14 is a stoner's dozen.

Customer: Yo pack me up a stoner's dozen
Dealer: I got u g

by thehiddenvalley February 21, 2019

dope stoner

A dope stoner is someone who smokes dope (meth, crack) without feining for it. As if they were just smoking weed. Not a common breed, seeing as most people that smoke dope are fiends.

"That fool packed a gram in the pipe, took only one hit and let the rest of us smoke it all! Like it really didn't even matter!"

"Yeah, I heard that fool what was a strait dope stoner."

by fade650 February 27, 2010

stoner with a boner

a guy who smokes weed with an erect penis

tha guy is a stoner with a boner

by Kenny the stoner February 22, 2004

Stoner Signal

a. Flicking your lighter twice to signal other stoners to match.
b. Advertising you either want to buy weed or you have weed to sell.

Me and my brother saw this guy with dreads, we stoner signaled him to match with us

by BonneyLakeStoner April 14, 2010

Joshua Stoner

A person who is the man. Good looking, fun, strong, and very attractive.

that guy is a joshua stoner.

by jackal3 October 29, 2012

stoner courtesy

not being a jerk and selling drugs (weed, lsd, bars, etc.) for higher prices then you should.

damn dude juan showed major stoner courtesy last night when i got a hit of acid for 10 bucks while he gave this n00b a hit for 20.

i got a gram of dro for 20 and this nark got a gram for 30. gotta love stoner courtesy!

by korrrrn-deznutz February 19, 2011

princess stoner

That girl who wears designer labels, is in good social standings with friends and teachers, who gets her shit done on time, who joins clubs, is on student government, and spends her parents money on weed. lots and lots of it. She's not a sloppy drunk, enjoys a good time, sometimes DTF, always DTS, and can out-smoke any bro she knows.

girl 1: God i hate that bitch. she rubs her marc jacobs shit in our face, represents the student body on council, and has the hottest boyfriend.
girl 2: yeah, i hear she smokes him and her friends up all the time.

girl 1: If i was smoking that much there's no way I'd be as active. seriously what's her secret?
girl 2: nothing, she's just a princess stoner.

by bluegreengrrl August 20, 2011