Stealing Second

Very risky move, trying to get to second base with a girl without knowing if she's going to be accepting. Similar to stealing a base in baseball.

I tried stealing second last night, which ended in her naming me as a fuckboy.

by FedoraFilms December 18, 2015

Spelling City

the greatest spelling site on earth

you learn spelling by playing fucking games that teach you jack shit. you fucking play as a rat collecting cheese like what the fuck

Chad: holy shit its Spelling City time

Jean: fuck yeah this is going to be the best lesson

by Aromatic_Shower July 20, 2020

Kidney Stealing

A term used to describe a person or situation that is suspiciously or downright creepy. In reference to organ harvesting.

Last night I passed out at some yuppie's place. Then, I woke up to his caressing embrace and somehow in his bed with Lindsay Lohan's "I Know Who Killed Me" playing on HBO. It was a major kidney stealing moment.

by Meek Warrior September 2, 2009

Dildo selling

A sales person who acts like they are good at their job but in reality they're not that great and as the item is generally required it pretty much sells itself. They also make an obvious point of letting people know they've just made the sale.

Steve: Whoa ! John really knows how to sell those items!

Chris: Not really - he's just dildo selling.

by Commodore64666666 June 2, 2010

fresh-smelling-cunt-face

A form of cunt-face that is deceptive in that it hides ghastly interior behind an alluring fresh-smelling exterior. The fresh-smelling-cunt-face's motive for doing this is that the appealing smell attracts a higher number of prey than that of the generic cunt-face, thus rendering its kill-ratio much higher.

Sir David Attenborough: We now see the fresh-smelling-cunt-face in its natural environment, surrounded by pecker-crackers and weiner-bags. Disgusting! But fresh...

by pseudojimurmum November 22, 2013

pissy stealing syndrome

Pissing in the bed being over the age of ten and still stealing things from people or places.

Pissy stealing syndrome being pissy and still stealing things

by pissy stealing syndrome July 23, 2015

Non-Linear Selling

Selling in pairs or other combinations and for more than one year at a time, thereby decreasing the absolute number of deals required to sell out your inventory as well as increasing your efficiency and productivity.

If there are 200 signs in an arena and you sell them to sponsors in pairs for a term of two years each then you only need to make 50 deals per year to sell out your inventory instead of 200 per year--thus, you have reduced your workload by 75%. If you can further increase the number of multi-year deals for pairs of signs you can do per annum then your sales will increase at an ever increasing rate-- that is non-linear selling.

by ProfBruce April 20, 2011