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Statistics never lie — so that’s why they lie about them.

A way to say some statics are rigged as fuck and only shown to best represent the one showing the numbers
"Those charts look convincing... until you realize they left out half the info. Statistics never lie — so that’s why they lie about them."
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Statistebating

Publishing fabricated statistics to make those in charge look good—after firing the people responsible for reporting the real numbers.
The President was caught with his pants down, Statistebating the jobs numbers in the 2nd quarter because he was embarrassed by his failure to
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Southwestern states nationalist movement

A movement that seeks to make all the states in the southwestern states an independent nation because of all the bad laws and policies of the US.

There are two factions to the movement. The left wing faction is make up mostly of hispanics who resent the mistreatment that they get in the US because of there language and race when they only come here to find a better life for themselves and there families.
It is also associated with the neohippie movement,advocates of the universal freedom movement and the underaged sex movement.
The right wing faction believes that the US interferes too much in peoples personal liver and taxes them to death ect.
lets all support the southwestern states nationalist movement.
by The Fury 13 September 25, 2010
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United States Begotten

(abbreviated USB) : an offensive term for a Hispanic child born in the United States to illegal alien (i.e illegal immigrant in U.S. Border Patrol/immigration authorities slang) parents.
Enough is Enough. Basta, tenemos leyes que tenemos que respetar (Spanish: enough! we have laws that need to be respected!). IMHO we could dissuade illegal immigrants from illegally coming to the United States by denying automatic birthright citizenship to their United States Begotten (or Begottens).
by Sexydimma April 20, 2013
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United States Begotten

united states begotten

(abbreviated USB) : a very offensive term for any child born in the United States to alien (i.e illegal immigrant in the US) parents.
one of the possible ways of improving immigration laws in The United States is to deny automatic birthright citizenship to any and all united states begotten. Of course there are other methods, but they don't seem to be working; I am sure Maricopa County, Arizona sheriff Joe Arapaio would agree with me.
by Sexydimma June 24, 2014
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baseball statistics

A group of many different things used to compare baseball players. This can range from batting average, Homeruns and Strikeouts to advanced statistics such as WAR, OPS, and VORP.
Person 1: "That player struck out again! He sucks!!"
Person 2: " While me might not have done well today, when you look at the player's Baseball statistics, he's actually a pretty good player."
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united states begotten

United States Begotten

(abbreviated USB) : a very offensive term for any child born in the United States to alien (i.e illegal immigrant in the US) parents.
one of the possible ways of improving immigration laws in The United States is to deny automatic birthright citizenship to any and all united states begotten. Of course there are other methods, but they don't seem to be working; I am sure Maricopa County, Arizona sheriff Joe Arapaio would agree with me.
by Sexydimma January 23, 2017
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