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One week stand

Really finna see? Its the same as a one night stand but for a week.
VRO I JUST GOT A ONE WEEK STAND

FUCKING NICE KING
by spotlight ah moonlight ah December 19, 2022
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stealth keg-stand

An event taking place at a social gathering, where one is elevated atop a consumption vessel and consumes their maximum amount at an even rate while counting the timespan, in complete silence
Bro...if your girlfriend doesn't want you to drink tonight, do a stealth Keg-stand!
by LikeABawse March 27, 2015
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stand up check

something you do with the boys to see if anyone's got a boner
*someone says something horny*
"ayo stand up check"
by peepolaugh November 22, 2020
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Standing Deuce-ation

when you are standing at the urinal and you have to shit but can't, either because the stalls are full or you have a phobia, and whilst trying to only urinate you accidentatly drop a deuce in your pants.
person 1: "Hey man why did you leave the park so fast?"
person 2: "I got a standing deuce-ation and had to chance my pants"
person 1: "Man that's Fucking sick!"
by EskimoJAK April 2, 2011
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stand down comedian

A professional, on stage in a comedy club, who suddenly understands there is no humor in our predicament, nowhere he can take us that is any more absurd than the facts, and walks off.
Oh, he had material ... Mexico building a wall to keep Americans out... Ivanka's first act as president, pardoning her imprisoned daddy, children dying so the school cafeteria staff could return to work... but he saw that we had fallen beyond the reach of laughter. He was finished, a stand down comedian, and others would silently follow.
by Monkey's Dad July 15, 2020
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Lemon aid stand

When a man urinates out of he is fully erect penis while lodge deeply into another mans anus (consensually)
Hey Kory did you when have pull out to pee? Nah man I just went straight up lemon aid stand in his ass.
by As the wind blows May 3, 2020
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Final Stand Syndrome

The complete and utter destruction of brain cells and addiction to final stand to the point you're lackadaisically up at 3:00 AM
"Holy shit, Crazy & Husky have some serious Final Stand Syndrome!"
by Final Dick June 13, 2018
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