Jim Spratt's Disease

Jim Spratt's disease is a progressive neurodegenerative disease that affects nerve cells in the anal or oral cavity depending on the contact you made with Jim Spratt. Most recipients of Jim Spratt's Disease are celebrities and singing sensations from the early 1970s. After first contact with James "aka Jim" Spratt you will initially experience the following symptoms: muscle weakness, problems with coordination, stiff muscles, loss of muscle, muscle spasms, or overactive reflexes, difficulty speaking, vocal cord spasm, or impaired voice, fatigue or feeling faint, difficulty swallowing, drooling, lack of restraint, mild cognitive impairment, severe constipation, severe unintentional weight loss, shortness of breath, or difficulty raising the foot. You will eventually succumb to some form of cancer from Jim Spratt's Disease, usually anal or oral cancer.

Farrah Fawcett died from complications of Jim Spratt's Disease.

by SgtSpratt November 18, 2017

fire sprite

The mixture of fireball whiskey, usually for people who can’t stomach fireball by itself
Also known as a bitch drink

Bro make me a fire sprite, I’m too much of a bitch to drink it by itself

by Ayyyeeeeyyyoooo February 7, 2018

Kotla Spritz

A cocktail made of Prosecco mixed with San Pellegrino Orange & Pomegranate

Hey listen up Jag, lets stick to Kotla Spritzs tonight.

by iksh June 13, 2018

dr.sprite

An term used substitute for the word alcohol.

“Man this party needs some dr.sprite”

by Idk174738328 November 11, 2018

Crispy Sprite

A Sprite that is especially crisp and delicious, usually served at a McDonalds.

It was the end of a long hot summer day and to quench his thirst Jordan took a long swig of his crispy sprite.

by crispyjenna666 June 14, 2019

Birthday Sprits

Being naked in the rain

You should have a nice birthday sprits, that might cheer you up Matt.

by Deceptikon123321 August 29, 2019

Table Sprite

Sprite that is super flat because some asshole left their sprite open and left it on the table without drinking but a few sips

Dude why are you drinking table sprite, when there is a new one right here

by MoneyWay November 24, 2019