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Solonas is a handsome boy who plays all day bets and is flirting with you by saying pick-up lines about watermelons.
by Myth45 November 21, 2021
Get the Solonas mug.A Solangé is a cute, charismatic, happening chick who likes quiet nights in her pyjamas, with an entire bottle of alcohol. especially something girly like vodka.Solangé's are creatures that rarely emerge from the depths of their room, and when they do, have been known to kick open locked doors and point knives at siblings or at anyone else that annoys them. Solangé's are naturally hermits but will become extremely dangerous if provoked. In general, they love sweet foods and can become hostile if you threaten their chocolate supply.She radiates elegance daily, she's cute girl with very curly hair. Solangé's tend to be very ambitious or very impulsive. She is a gorgeous, smart, friendly person. She can be sassy at times, and she always keeps you guessing. People tend to be jelous of her because she's such a beautiful sweet gal. She's not great at sports but makes up for it because she makes a great best friend.
That chick is way hungover, she must've had a Solangé last night.
Warning: DO NOT enter/disturb The Solangé's natural habitat or you will be viciously attacked. Always take a cute child under the age of 5 as a safety precaution.
Aww, look at that Solangé
She's such a Solangé, we have so much in common.
Warning: DO NOT enter/disturb The Solangé's natural habitat or you will be viciously attacked. Always take a cute child under the age of 5 as a safety precaution.
Aww, look at that Solangé
She's such a Solangé, we have so much in common.
by Bettybottombitch November 22, 2021
Get the Solangé mug.A short king who is sexy asf. He is very quiet and sweet and would do anything for the people he loves. You could trust him with your secrets and you can depend on him for anything. He keeps to himself and has an intimate group of friends. He is incredibly loyal, to the point where he can get a little jealous. He is athletic and good at any sports he tries. He can dance too! If you want a man who is strong, genuine, will stick to your side, and is a great texter, Sokong is your guy!
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by Bigmac2121 December 1, 2021
Get the shlong noggin mug.Way before the term "mullet" ever came to be, this now-famous hairstyle was known as a "shlong." A contraction of "short-long."
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