Bettybottombitch's definitions

Solangé

A Solangé is a cute, charismatic, happening chick who likes quiet nights in her pyjamas, with an entire bottle of alcohol. especially something girly like vodka.Solangé's are creatures that rarely emerge from the depths of their room, and when they do, have been known to kick open locked doors and point knives at siblings or at anyone else that annoys them. Solangé's are naturally hermits but will become extremely dangerous if provoked. In general, they love sweet foods and can become hostile if you threaten their chocolate supply.She radiates elegance daily, she's cute girl with very curly hair. Solangé's tend to be very ambitious or very impulsive. She is a gorgeous, smart, friendly person. She can be sassy at times, and she always keeps you guessing. People tend to be jelous of her because she's such a beautiful sweet gal. She's not great at sports but makes up for it because she makes a great best friend.

That chick is way hungover, she must've had a Solangé last night.
Warning: DO NOT enter/disturb The Solangé's natural habitat or you will be viciously attacked. Always take a cute child under the age of 5 as a safety precaution.
Aww, look at that Solangé
She's such a Solangé, we have so much in common.

by Bettybottombitch November 22, 2021