snail eating Baggett monkey

the French

man i hate those snail eating Baggett monkeys!

by The truth will prevail May 21, 2023

Shitload of snails

Just like a flock of geese or a pack of wolves, the term “shitload” is used to define three or more snails.

Hey Paul, did you see that shitload of snails crossing the road?

by Gotcha126 April 21, 2018

Snail

A man that has low testosterone, erectile dysfunction, & a stuffy nose/sinus issues. Could be referred to as “A Gary” as in Sponge Bobs friend.

Actual Name _____Gary (nickname because _____ is a “snail” almost an asexual .

“What’s Gary up to ? Is he still being a cuckold?”

“Girl, you mean he is a snail, no wonder you need a vibrator. Damn.”

by Rasheda September 18, 2022

Raisin Snail

The residue left on your chin after eating Nicks ass. Residue usually consists of feces, pubes, and hemorrhoid blood.

Damn, Nick got me good with a raisin snail after that booty sandwich!

Im glad nick left me a raisin snail, I needed to floss anyways.

by AssAppetite May 10, 2020

pain snail

Pain Snail someone’s who comes round with their negativity energy.. unloads and talks you into feeling as down like them then snails off as if nothings happened

Went to benns last night “urghh he’s such a pain snail dragging me down with his negativity, could never be in a relationship with him”

by Brokenbarbie688 August 20, 2023

The Naked Snail

The act of lubing oneself up entirely, then proceeding the throw oneself down a flight of stairs (preferably two consecutive sets) is if it were a waterslide.

Did you see Eddy do the naked snail yesterday? Shit was rad as a dingbat! I thought he was gonna go straight through the front door...

by Flutska December 10, 2022

snail scootchin'

The act of two or more chicks going at each other in the sack.

First guy - "Cinemax was really good last night."

second guy- "Yeah there was a whole lot of snail scootchin'

going on!"

by T.A.I.N.T January 16, 2011