sludgehead

A cretin; a moron; a complete and utter idiot. Name come's from the fact that their brain is mushy like sludge. May also be because they're so thick like sludge.

Ejemplo uno:
Person A: Yo, dude, can you help me put these M and M's in alphabetical order, man?
Person B: You can't, you sludgehead.

Ejemplo dos:
Person A: Dude, I'm gonna, like, take class A drugs so I can be popular and ruin my life..but that won't matter, because I'll be popular, dude!
Person B: Urgh...what a sludgehead!

by VCK October 23, 2005

slurdge

the liquid left behind in the rim of a soda can after you take a sip. 80 % saliva and 20 % soda

ew! i just drank that albino's soda and got some slurdge in the process

by summer g June 25, 2005

sledgefuck

the act of repeatedly beating the shit out of a fellow human being with a sledgehammer. (usually in the face or mouth)

this term is commonly misconceived as a form of sexual intercourse.

Dave: Noah if you fucking do that again im going to fucking sledgefuck you!
Noah: Shit dude, no worries: hakuna matata, chalax bra

by Saucer Full Of Secrets October 20, 2005

Sledgehammer

A person who tricks another person in to thinking they are romantically interested, only to ignore them later on.

"She stopped answering his calls, that girl is a sledgehammer."

by js2011 October 5, 2011

The Armenian Sledgehammer

While receiving head (preferably with your partner on all fours, not on knees), ball your hand into a tight fist and hit your them as hard as you can in the rectum, directly before ejaculating. Not only is this hilarious, it also feels great.

John: "How was last night with Tom?"
Kate: "It was great until Tom hit me with the Armenian Sledgehammer."
John: "Ooh... that sucks."
Kate: "I won't be able to sit right for a week."

by Aram A. April 2, 2008

Spanky Mc Poop Smudge

A term to insult somebody who is a loser or a moron

Mark you are a Spanky Mc Poop Smudge

by Millettr January 13, 2006

slurge

A thick mixture of lotion and spit, it makes it hard for a person to masterbate fast.

Yesterday I masterbated with my moms new lotion, but it caused a alot of slurge and made it hard for me to cum fast.

by Jon Hubbard August 19, 2007