skeet plate

another word for a woman's face after a man "skeets" on it

Hey! Look at the semen on that bitch's skeet plate

by Herby May 9, 2006

Skeetadactal

A bird varying in shape, color, and size usually depending on ethnic background. Flies around and ejactulates on the objects below.

Ryan: Did u hear what happened to Ladena?
Dave: No man.
Ryan: She was looking up and that skeetadactal came on her face.
Dave: Oh no, was it a skeet and retreat??
Ryan: Hells yea.

by Skeetasaurus Rex August 13, 2009

super skeet shoot suckoff

A true test of endurance. super skeet shoot suckoff requires contestants to skeet on as many random objects as they can over the course of an evening.

will you be attending the super skeet shoot suckoff?

by leemoney January 12, 2008

skeeter bat

that one goober of a person who is always a few minutes behind in the conversation and tries to poke in like they know what's up. these people are usually goofy, slow to catch on, and ignored in the conversation. when they have something to say, the topic has loooong been changed and everyone kind of gives them that look like, "....huh?"

the goob: yea yea! blahblahblahblah etc etc etc.

...silence...

sara: ...you're such a skeeter bat.

by mamacita aye carumba December 2, 2007

skeet clean

when a male ejaculates into a females vagina and then withdraws and urinates into the parimeters of a females vagina attempting to clean the sperm out preventing a pregnancy.

man i was having sex with candy last night and ended up having to give that hoe a skeet clean, she was pissed....lol

by rodney420 April 11, 2009

skeething

to have a hidden agenda when it comes to finding out information but not wanting to be obvious about it.

"my friend Shlaura and Bills have been hanging out a lot lately"- Person A
"huh. maybe I will ask Bills to hang out this weekend"-Person B
"don't be so skeething"-Person A

by freckles9999999999999999999 February 13, 2010

skeetle

a sexual act in which a man ejaculates in a girl's mouth while eating Skittles and screaming, "Taste the Rainbow!"

I'm gonna skeetle!!!!

by Ill-Use Pheewell Invisible H August 3, 2010