Shrek

A handsome green ogre who you have no chance with

Girl 1: “ OMG look over there! It’s Shrek, he’s so hot. “
Girl 2: “ Yeah too hot for you no girl ever has a chance with him except for Princess Fiona. “

by bigwavesbigwavesss May 26, 2023

Shrek

God.

Shrek is love, Shrek is life

by losers.org March 23, 2019

Shrek

God

Shrek is god. That's it.

by anonymous December 4, 2020

Shrek

Sexy Honka lonka

Shrek is sexy

by anonymous September 21, 2020

Shrek

A unit of measurement meaning the length of a movie (around 2 hours)

Talk to you in a shrek

by That One Girl Geek May 18, 2019

Shrek-donkey-head-donkey

monkey have one banana, banana valuable, monkey have 2 banana, banana not valuable

or a dub but

what a Shrek-donkey-head-donkey person

by Shrek-donkey-head-donkey May 5, 2022

Shrek

He is love. He is life. And most importantly, he has layers like an onion.

Last night I had a dream where Shrek tied me to the ground and ran me over repeatedly. It was amazing.

by No sarcasm whatsoever March 17, 2021