you know sergio?

From the commercial for "Smirnof Vodka"

Where the people in the commercial want to get access to this party so pretend they know sergio.. And give ambigious vague descriptions of him

"lightish darkish hair"
"about this tall" (making reference to medium height

by jess February 22, 2005

Senior Salute

St Paul's School definition of rape.

A-hole 1: Hey did you do the "Senior Salute" yet?

A-hole2: Not yet. Gotta find me a good babe for that.

by Whaddahell September 25, 2015

Senioritis

Adj. The feeling that one has after applying or being accepted to college. WARNING senioritis may cause students to: loose focus, stop taking notes, stop bringing note books, stop bringing bags, not care at all about tests and grades, and feel massive urge to revert back to preschool behavior (this includes napping at inappropriate times, and coloring in hello kitty or disney princess coloring books).

Amy: Did you study for the McCully Test?

Emily: No I have been coloring instead, it seems like a better use of my time.
Amy: I can't wait to hear back from schools, then I can have senioritis as bad as yours.

by Emmiebeee January 14, 2010

Sergio

Someone who wants to win even at the expense of others.

Sergio: Fuck Shamyla! Are you even playing?!?
Shamyla: ... :(
Jeff: Freakin Sergio man.

by HeresJeggy March 22, 2017

Are you serious!?

An expression uttered subsequent to an unforeseen response; used in a joking sense; can carry a sarcastic tone; usually accompanied by a dramatic step back from the person; although it carries a question mark it doesn't require an answer.

Paul: "How'd ye get on in the match today?"
Shane: "We lost by 4 goals..."
Paul: "Are you serious!?"

by John O' Driscoll June 27, 2007

Why So Serious?

The act of smearing your menstrual-blood covered dick all over your girlfriends' face, so as to make her appear to be wearing The Joker's classic make-up.

The other night my lady was on the rag, but I managed to talk her into a "Why So Serious?" session!

by The Original Cron March 26, 2012

Serious Relationship

The only good time to say lol

Girl: Do you want to have a serious relationship?
Guy: lol

by Koreshul April 1, 2010