Gooch Scooch

The act of two men rubbing taints.

My boy Alex and I had a good gooch scooch the other night.

by GoochGuy December 19, 2019

Getting scorched

When you die to a five year old scorch main in Titanfall 2

Damnit, I keep getting scorched by this kid on the enemy team.

by Mr. Mundie April 6, 2021

Gooch scooch

The thing that dogs do

Dave had an itch so he gooch scooched to the bedroom

by Thatskaterkid August 2, 2022

Summer Scorcher

The absolute best and hottest golf tournament. Started by Golf Grand Master Mark "golf Jesus" Plinski. In Phoenix Arizona

Hey man, you going to the Summer Scorcher?

by gabeknight July 20, 2023

mallow scorcher

Instead of roasting a marshmallow to a golden brown, the mallow scorcher incinerates the marshmallow intentionally by sticking it directly into the flames of a campfire.

You have no campfire mallow finesse or skills! You’re a mallow scorcher!

by What’supDoc November 16, 2023

Shamokin Schoching

When a man sucks on external hemroids while making the sound of a piglet sucking it's mother's tit

A guy at work gave a lot lizard a Shamokin Schoching and she gave him back his money

by SCICT November 26, 2024

Aganazzar's Scorcher

The Aganazzar's Scorcher is when you squirt a line of hot sauce across the penis shaft before you go to town on a lady.

"Did you hear about Rebecca? Her boyfriend gave her an Aganazzar's Scorcher and she's been out of work for a week!"

by Aganazzar January 22, 2023