The name of my soon-to-be ex wife. I’m glad everyone I once knew chose her lies over me.
Samantha’s dont work and they don’t cook or do anything domestic. She likes to eat and grow her ass bigger!! Huge ass for 13 years while I supported her and her child.
Sammy’s are also unfaithful just like me. and I couldn’t deal with it so I just stopped caring
I don’t wanna explain my side of things.
Shame on her for keeping this going for so long.
I don’t have bad bad to say
About a Sammy bc that’s The mother of my children.
You do not have my permission to use any of the events from my life.
Samantha’s dont work and they don’t cook or do anything domestic. She likes to eat and grow her ass bigger!! Huge ass for 13 years while I supported her and her child.
Sammy’s are also unfaithful just like me. and I couldn’t deal with it so I just stopped caring
I don’t wanna explain my side of things.
Shame on her for keeping this going for so long.
I don’t have bad bad to say
About a Sammy bc that’s The mother of my children.
You do not have my permission to use any of the events from my life.
by HandlesEverywhere March 2, 2025
Get the Sammymug. A creature that is able to eat buliding and, if left unsatisfied can turn into a massive being who will unlock thier full potential and possibly eat its loved ones. On other planets they have been recorded to eat the very surface of the planet and still ask for seconds. Russia is currently working on an Army of Sammy creature so that they may one day consume all that lies ahead of them and take over the planet.
Daniel:Omg what happend on 9/11?
Kevin: Sammy came out and ate the two bulidings the news says planes so that people dont get scared.
Kevin: Sammy came out and ate the two bulidings the news says planes so that people dont get scared.
by Osma Bin Lyftin since 2003 March 20, 2019
Get the Sammymug. A girl who is fiery and loves cats a lot. She is a great roommate and will clean which is a plus. As long as she has wine she is happy. Get yourself a Sammie
“Fuck you Sammie!”
by qidheodons November 24, 2021
Get the Sammiemug. 
by hfuwhfeoiufh September 20, 2021
Get the sammy sosamug. A male with the name Sammi, who is a light weight drinker and when drunk ends up face down, ass up with his pants around his ankles and left with a sore butthole.
I want to get drunk tonight, but i know Steve is coming so i have to becareful not to end up a victim due to sammi-slamming.
by Hung So-low May 9, 2018
Get the sammi-slammingmug. a girl who is just so dumb. so incredulously dumb. probably in set 8 for everything. also probably a sheba
by flemer April 19, 2020
Get the Sammymug.