Salad Shaker

The act of licking one's pussy or asshole while simultaneously shaking their body to make your partner cum uncontrollably.

~Popularized by superstar Millie Bobby Brown

Jacob: ''I'm the best salad shaker in town baby, just gimmie 10 minutes''.

Millie: ''Wow Jacob, you're the best salad shaker in town!''

by Justaprankbro May 9, 2018

Said the Whale

A Canadian indie band formed in 2007 as a collaboration between songwriters Ben Worcester and Tyler Bancroft. The pair’s debut EP, Taking Abalonia, featured sunny west coast indie pop, with breezy harmonies, shimmering guitars, and lyrical tributes to their home city of Vancouver. In 2008, the album was rereleased as Howe Sounds/Talking Abalonia, featuring seven additional tracks that stretched the band’s stylistic palate to include bubblegum folk (“The Light Is You”), thundering hard rock (“Last Tree Standing”) and gentle ukulele ballads (“The Real of It”). After several personnel changes, the group settled upon a five-piece lineup that includes bassist Peter Carruthers, drummer Spencer Schoening, and keyboardist Jaycelyn Brown. The quintet embarked upon a rigorous touring schedule, crossing Canada numerous times

Hey dude, wanna go see Said the Whale next week?

Fuck ya, I do!!

by AtoZincorporated August 10, 2010

fruit salad

1. a mixture of household and prescription medicines (supposedly teenagers illicitly use them to become intoxicated)

2. the ribbons and and badges worn with a military uniform by solders of higher ranks

Don't go to the party just for the fruit salad. You don't know what's in it.

by The Return of LightJoker May 1, 2010

egg salad

A sebaceous secretion, especially the cheesy secretion that collects under the prepuce or around the clitoris.

Specifically: (a) The soapy substance covering the skin of newborn infants. (b) The cheesy, sebaceous matter which collects between the glans penis and the foreskin.

by anon November 21, 2002

Tuna Salad

The licking of a womans ass and vagina at the same time in long back and forth swipes.

"I think I got some lady celery in my mouth when I ate that bitches Tuna Salad."

by Richie from Jersey March 2, 2010

thats what she said

A comment that turns a non sexual comment into a sexual phrase.



*In context with homework*
"Tomorro i'll make it hard!" -Teacher
"No sir, don't make it hard!" -Class
"No I will, hard is good!" -Teacher
"No sir, not hard! Big is good!" -Class

"That's what she said!"-Cool guy at the back


-"I don't want to get my juices all over your bench."
-"That's what she said!"


-"Lets see if we can get it to squirt into an arch into your mouth!"
-"That's what she said!!"


-"Im pregnant..."
-"That's what she said... Oh... Crap..."

More at http://www.thatswhatshesaid.co.nz/

*In context with homework*
"Tomorro i'll make it hard!" -Teacher
"No sir, don't make it hard!" -Class
"No I will, hard is good!" -Teacher
"No sir, not hard! Big is good!" -Class

"Thats what she said!"-Cool guy at the back


-"I don't want to get my juices all over your bench."
-"Thats what she said!"


-"Lets see if we can get it to squirt into an arch into your mouth!"
-"Thats what she said!!"


-"Im pregnant..."
-"Thats what she said... Oh... Crap..."

More at http://www.thatswhatshesaid.co.nz/

by Thats wht she said March 5, 2009

Poon Salad

A female with a particularity rough vagina that massacres the mans meat creating a penis that requires vicodin and aloe Vera.

My pecker hurts because i went home with a Poon Salad last night.

by Collective minds of man January 4, 2009