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Cum roulette

You and your homies get glasses of milk and one glass of cum. Spin the table around and mix the cups around. Who ever gets cummed looses
Me and the homies just played cum roulette
by Ronald McTits February 9, 2022
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Italian roulette

A culinary game of chance where you mix premium Italian pasta with mystery pasta discovered in the darkest depths of your pantry or even the neighborhood bin shed. The result is a dish that could either transport you to the piazzas of Rome with its exquisite taste or send you on a flavor adventure that rivals a rollercoaster ride.

Side Effects May Include:

Pasta Time Warp: You might find yourself temporarily fluent in Italian or spontaneously humming opera arias.

Sudden Chef Syndrome: After consumption, you might feel an overwhelming urge to critique the cooking techniques of famous chefs on TV.

Spaghetti Serendipity: Occasionally, you may discover a hidden talent for culinary innovation, inventing new pasta shapes or sauces that defy culinary logic.

Parmesan Paradox: Your fridge may suddenly overflow with an inexplicable surplus of Parmesan cheese, causing a delightful yet mysterious phenomenon.

Carbonara Confusion: You might start debating passionately with friends about the "authentic" way to prepare carbonara, even if you've never been to Italy.
Feeling adventurous, Chris decided to play Italian roulette for dinner—he mixed some gourmet fettuccine with a questionable bag of pasta he found near the bin shed. Now he's convinced he can speak fluent Italian and has an inexplicable craving for more Parmesan cheese!
by pastaiolo August 2, 2024
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Roulette as a single

It’s what katycats deserve from the witness era
X: Omg no one notice ya!
Me: I’m like roulette as a single
by Katy Perry stan October 22, 2018
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Minecraft Roulette

When two players stand next to each other, and destroy the block that the other is standing on; This continues till one player falls/takes damage from falling, and the player that didn't fall wins.
by TaqaTaqu June 5, 2023
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Roxanne Roulette

Putting the song "Roxanne" by The Police on a completely unrelated playlist.
I'm gonna play Roxanne Roulette with my heavy metal playlist.
by HueydeeHueydeeJudas May 10, 2018
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Rectum roulette

The risky game of chance that occurs when you attempt to squeak out a fart that could either be harmless gas or liquify into a shart.
"Phil, last night I spun the wheel in my white linen pants and lost at rectum roulette. It was a disaster."
by whitelinens September 28, 2022
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Chinese Roulette

Buying heroin, fentanyl or dilaudid off the street, which could either be good pharmaceutical grade or could be some of the killer crap China's sending over by the containerload.
Carson died? How? - Played Chinese roulette at the grad party, man. Never woke up.
Ima play me some Chinese roulette, my back hurting so bad.
by PracticalPainiac June 16, 2018
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