Suck my rod

An immature, yet charming way of saying "i don't care" or "so?"

Richard: You should really start taking your job seriously. What if the manager found you slacking off?
Immature Tommy: Suck my rod!
Richard:.....
Immature Tommy: That's what i'll say. Plus i'm not slacking, i'm fixing my rod.

by RedKnuckle February 10, 2017

Habanero Hot Rod

The act of rubbing chili such as a habanero on the tip of one's penis and counting how much said person lasts before they need to wash it off.

The party yesterday got pretty fucking wild-Jim gave himself a Habanero Hot Rod and lasted a full 30 seconds before screaming in pain and peeing a little blood later on.

by DirtyDictioner January 27, 2016

Chesapeake Hot-Rod

When you pour hot sauce down your urethra, immediately followed by intense masturbation.

Dude, I was home alone last night and I tried the Chesapeake Hot-Rod, I can't feel anything below my waist

by Jsully757 December 18, 2018

rod da cod

A gay beaner that enjoys going to the store to grab sum milk with the fam. He enjoys copying Jokes like Mucho Big Fax, yakima, And stop lying for clout

This nibba be looking like a Rod da cod
Aye B who dis, it’s rod da cod

by MidgetGangBangAllDayEveryDay January 31, 2019

Whatever Hot Rods

Whatever Hot Rods is a growing company that is passionate about cars, burnouts, and good times. WHR gives gearheads a platform to be passionate about their cars and share stories with others that have the same interests. "Its all about what you like, and not worrying what others think about your car." -Tommy Zoerner, CEO

Person 1: Hey, did you see that car show that Whatever Hot Rods hosted last night? I've never seen so many Firebirds!

Person 2: Did I see it? Of course I did! I won the burnout contest!

Person 1: Damn, that's awesome!

by geargirl96 June 29, 2018

Rod the Beach Bum

A homeless man somewhere between the age of 30 and 45 who lives on Clearwater Beach,FL,drinks natural ice, and has sun poisioning all over his back and chest.Claims to own Island Esates,that his grandfather owns the Oklahoma Sooners(and recieves 50 tickets to every game and is flown in by helicopter),and that he is recently divorced(bitch took 5 million dollars!!).Sometimes buys you beer if he thinks you're a "cool cat".Tells you if you ever get lost find him in between the pier and life gaurd stand, "x marks the spot".

How we gunna get beer man?
I know lets find Rod the Beach Bum.

by Jeremy E January 17, 2008

Thine Love Rod

my boyfriends penis

Pat: thine love rod is in need of adjustment

by Hamletlover April 12, 2010