Redneck Microwave

When you get in the car or truck and your food is cold, so you turn the heater on full blast and hold your food in front of it to heat it up

Matt: I got in the car and my biscuit was frezzeing.
Chris: Mine was too i just used the redneck microwave.

by WhiteBoiiEnt December 14, 2010

Redneck Brakes

A stick,brick,or another you put under your back tire of car/truck to substitute for normal brakes.

Redneck 1: Well there i was, that big sumbitch truck came right at me.

Cop: And this Truck had no driver?

Redneck 1: Nope

Cop:(to redneck 2) Sir get your brakes fix

Redneck 2: Well Hell i had em bastards on musta snapped or come loose.

Cop: take it to the shop.

Redneck 2: Hell Where are my Brakes?

Redneck 3: here they are

cop: what the fuck that's a 2-by-4.

Redneck 2: Yep em "Redneck Brakes" .

by MaineRedneck April 18, 2011

Redneck MacGyvered

To assemble or construct a devise or contraption with the use of items such as duct tape, WD40, Marlboro boxes, etc.

"We didn't have any bungee cords, so we Redneck MacGyvered the tarp to the pick-up truck with duct tape and fishing line."

by Shamrocker October 29, 2009

Redneck Ph.D

When a Redneck, Hillbilly or White trash person says something that a Redneck, Hillbilly or White trash person would find perfectly logical but normal people with IQs exceeding 40 find ridiculous.

Redneck Ph.D: Hay, guyz!! I just fawnd awt dat pawt duzzn't hayav ennie udd-ik-tivv kem-y-kulls een eet!
Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: I think he said that marijuana is not addictive
Everyone but Redneck: *facepalm*

OR

Redneck Ph.D: *interrupting conversation to grandstand stupid point* COMPEWWWTURS ARE DEVULL SAYTEN M'CHEENS!!! THAY WULL RAWT-YERR-BRAYN!! THE FAWL OF MAYN, THESE THANGS! THE GUFFRN'MENT IS JUST FITTIN' TO USE THE, THE THE MAAAAAND CINTROLL TO MAKE YE PAY THE TAXXES.
Redneck #2: YEAH, JED! YOU SAY IT! THEY ALSO BE HIDIN' DEM SEQUINED NUMBERS OR WHATEVER-
Guy: Sequential...
Redneck #2: YEAH, DAT! DEY HIDE DEM TO BRAIN WASH YE
*Redneck coalition uprising destroys all sane humanity*

by zunebeatsipod07 December 19, 2010

Redneck hillbilly

A person who from birth is involved in weird things such as hunting fishing, and other wierd things like noodling and muddin'. A very funny person who likes Larry the cable guy. Great conversation people who do a lot of stupid stuff. Not the sterio type of idiotic person who does not know anyhting about the modern world relatively smart and has a decent education.

Sydney: So what did you do this weekend?
Valerie: I went muddin' and went deer hunting with my brothers.
Sydney: Your such a redneck hillbilly!

by Redneck Hillbilly 13 January 5, 2012

Redneck Nigger

A redneck who hangs around too many black people and they call them their nigga

(G1) Man I was in the hood and these black guys jumped me, but when it was over they said we were cool.
(G2)Man Fuck you your a Redneck Ngger.
Redneck Nigger white nigga

by Mr.Morton76' March 3, 2015

redneck bbq

in springfield, il, when a bunch of hicks sit in their 12 ft x 16 ft backyard right next to peases candy smoking ciggarettes and downing miller lites, grillin crisp black burgers and yellin and yee-hawin about random crap

(two guys walk out of peases and go across the street to buy a coke)
first guy: hey david u hear those guys over there yellin about random crap?
david: yeah thats a regular redneck bbq

by oiewnb.wlj November 6, 2006