press

To go off on someone and scream in their face. Most of the time push them into a corner or surround them too.

Ben to Friend: I’m gonna go press Riley
Ben: So you think it’s f*cking okay to do that?!
Riley: I didn’t do shit I swear

by violet2abby March 2, 2022

Pressed like a panini

Anger at being picked last

on RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 11 Miss Vanjie looked at stone-faced Scarlet Envy getting picked last for a movie challenge and quipped “she looks pressed like a panini”

by Uncle Joosie March 7, 2025

Panic Press

A tough situation in that makes you rage and/or panic press a button that can mess you up

Guy 1: Hey man, what happened?

Guy 2: Sorry. This stupid game made me panic press and i left the game on accident.

Guy 1: Damn bro, that sucks.

Guy 2: Yeah, it does.

by Joshua-1223-5 January 3, 2025

I’ll alert the press

sarcastic remark, indicating apathy regarding an unnecessary/uninteresting comment. See “alert the media” for similar meaning.

*dead silence*

A: I’m going to go to the bathroom

B: ….I’ll alert the press.

by gl.dot August 12, 2023

dragon press

A form of gay man sex when you put the tips of said penises together at the heads until you have a super saiyan dick experience

Carl and johnny spent all night dragon pressing and said it was great

by Pikachu thot July 14, 2017

Press a on

On modded Minecraft you press a to bookmark an item

Hey press a on the items

by Kjt3d February 20, 2023

French Press

When you show up to an ice rink with a boner, then pretend to not know how to ice skate and intentionally grab women from behind and pull them down to fall on your boner.

Im heading to union square for a little French Press at the Christmas tree lighting.

by Bukkake de beppo November 15, 2023