fent posting

when you’re scrolling on instagram reels doing something and acting like their nodding off.

nate: bro wtf is this?

cj: oh yeah, he’s fent posting

by club_679 February 29, 2024

Twitter Posting

A niche community of Twitter users, which saw a peak in activity in early-to-mid 2023, where each account would have a particular niche they would post popular memes remixed to fit said niche or post to Twitter in-character. Activity in this sub-group died down towards the end of 2023 as drama inside the community involving certain high-follower users ended up causing severe friction and the initial fad wore out, although some accounts are still actively posting.

The word stems from the popular internet slang of ‘Shitposting’.

Person 1: Did you hear about those Twitter Posting guys?
Person 2: Oh yeah, that was a thing, wasn’t it?

by Octagonal Revolver March 11, 2024

Skyward poking flagship

A guy's erect junk, ready to go

A skyward poking flagship is another term for trouser snake

by Sexydimma October 13, 2024

Simp posting

When a person posts shitpost or memes that use sexual references or straight up porn that is considered Simp Posting

Scott uploaded a meme that used a screenshot from a porn movie he was Simp posting

by Fin Cann January 19, 2025

Abey-Pooing

When you smear your own shit on the Lincoln Memorial and write out the name ABE in bolded shit letters.

Dude my friend Jim went Abey-Pooing last weekend, shit was so firee.

Who up Abey-Pooing right now?

Did you see the guy who arrested for Abey-Pooing

by UnbentRaccoon February 24, 2025

D posting

The posting of grossly sexual or lame shit on your public Instagram story

oh god Micheal is D posting again…

by pleepyploop405 March 3, 2025

Callum-posting

The chronic habit of posting painfully mundane, oddly specific, and questionably profound WhatsApp statuses that nobody asked for—but now we all have to live with.

Often includes:
• Food hot takes that sound like rejected Dragon’s Den pitches

• Daily life updates that feel like side quests from a preschool teacher

• Music screenshots with cryptic captions that don’t make sense but sound like they might if you were high
• Off-brand motivational quotes with the emotional depth of a soggy Rich Tea biscuit
• Photos of countryside or suburban nothingness with captions like “Needed this”

“Man acts like he’s the main character in a Netflix indie short every time he posts. Stop the Callum-posting”

“You know you’re Callum-posting when your status feels like a TED Talk but it’s just a tree and bad lighting.”

by Cally420 March 27, 2025