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Poon swab

The cleaning of a womans vagina with a Q-tip; Often used as an insult.
Me:Shawn you are such a poonswab.
Shawn:Poon swabby!!
by Jessica & Ashley August 28, 2005
mugGet the Poon swabmug.

poon jabber

One who Jabbs the poon. One who really bets up that pussy.
that porn star is a real poon jabber!
by poonjabber December 30, 2015
mugGet the poon jabbermug.

poon hunger

A common male affliction that causes the male to loose inhibitions and do pretty much anything for sex. This includes:
a)Hooking up with ugly bitties
b)Telling girls you love them
or
c)Call ex-girlfriends who you swore you never wanted to see again
I have the poon hunger, I MUST sleep with a girl tonight!
by JDonkey January 23, 2005
mugGet the poon hungermug.

Toon Poon

SOJU: So what you up to doublenotch?

Doublenotch: hitttin up dat toon poon 8) aint nothin better!!
by Hootietheepic December 16, 2010
mugGet the Toon Poonmug.

poon dangler

usually an insult, referring to a hanging tampon string from a woman's vagina.
by Poony McPoonster September 2, 2009
mugGet the poon danglermug.

Poon Raider

(proper noun)

1. The Legendary Hero of raiding poonani, most famously known for conducting a poon raid of biblical proportion during the fall semester of 2007, during which he raided an excess of 300 or more poonanis in a single 24-hour period. Formerly known as Delta P or "Deltap," the Poon Raider is now revered by men from all corners of the globe as a living legend.
"Dude, I heard the Poon Raider struck again last night!"

"My God."
by Greg P January 6, 2009
mugGet the Poon Raidermug.

poon flap

poon meaning pussy and flap meaning....flap
her poon flaps are so big, u could use them for a blanket.
by lisa moon May 16, 2006
mugGet the poon flapmug.

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